Guy. Tell me. Do...

You feel miserable and sad?
You feel exhausted a lot of the time with no energy?
You feel as if even the smallest tasks are sometimes impossible?
You seldom enjoy the things that you used to enjoy-you may be off sex or food or may 'comfort eat' to excess?
You feel very anxious sometimes?

You not want to see people or are scared to be left alone. Social activity feel hard or impossible?

You find it difficult to think clearly?

You feel like a failure and/or feel guilty a lot of the time?

You feel a burden to others?

You sometimes feel that life isn't worth living?

You can see no future? Do you feel like there is a loss of hope. Like all you've ever done is make mistakes and that's all that you ever will do?

You feel irritable or angry more than usual?

You feel you have no confidence?

You spend a lot of time thinking about what has gone wrong, what will go wrong or what is wrong about yourself as a person? Maybe also feel guilty sometimes about being critical of others (or even thinking critically about them)?

You feel that life is unfair?

You have difficulty sleeping or wake up very early in the morning and can't sleep again. You seem to dream all night long and sometimes have disturbing dreams?

You feel that life has/is 'passing you by'?

You may have physical aches and pains which appear to have no physical cause, such as back pain?


There is no wrong answer, buddy. I just want to help. Talk to me.

 

lol.

Guess what I take every night. Go on, guess.

 

Xanax? Zoloft? Effexor? Paxil? No doze?

 

I call 'em my happy pills.

 

And how's that working out for you? Happy?

 

<-- See? Happy! Happy, happy, happy!

(it's actually more like a condescending smirk, but you get the idea)

 

SWA says I'm stressed. Got any stress-pills?

 

I have some soma, those are kind of like stress-pills. As in you won't feel stress if you take a few. Of course, you won't feel much else, but that's besides the point.