Guys! I got a care package! There's cake and beef jerky!

Somebody loves me, it seems!

I got

* 3 rubberbands
* 1 eraser
* chocolate cake
* 4 toothpicks
* 100 waterballoons
* beef jerky
* a photo of the AIM chat-er who misses you (nope! Not sharing that one, boys! )



ETA: I'll share the cake, but the jerky's mine! And whatever shall we do with the waterballoons?

 

1. Very carefully untie the balloon knots
2. Empty out the water in said balloons
3. Pack said balloons back into box
4. Seal box and mark 'FAO: Kitten, Big Brother Girls House'
5. Throw box over garden fence into girls house

Hopefully she can use them as condoms instead of the pull-out method.

That should keep her pregnancy-free for a couple of weekends...


-JR

 

JR, FTW!!

I was just gonna throw waterballoons at the girls for an impromptu wet T-shirt contest, but your idea is probably better for society.