FF:VIC Gyros! Coffee! Gyros!

The Greek side of the Force has waited for 1000 years. Patiently. Secretly. With guile and trickery, it has corrupted thos who joined it! Now, it has arrived in the Land Down Under!

Beware!
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Personally, I'm not complaining. Best culture in the world.

With Melbourne being the highest per capita Greek population outside of the land itself, we here at VicFF have plenty of opportunity to immerse ourselves in the wonder of the Greek way.

Although I am a bit striken by the picture of coffee being consumed via a straw?!!

 

Welcome my Greek Legions! Mixo and PoT are here to lead you

 

*sigh*


You know what I love about inner city living?



EVERYTHING.


Especially the coffee.

 

Well met fair Aussies!How are you guys doin' down there?We're sort of evaporating here in Athens...Kind of a Mustafar thing...

 

Only through us will you achieve a power greater than any Aussie... Learn to know the Greek Side of the Force... Use our knowlege, we beg you...

 

Yes my Greek subjects show these Viccys how well PoT and I have trained you

 

Straw ? And how do you drink frappe ???

 

yes yes all come and invade ha haah aah aa aa

 

Straw? And how do you drink frappe???

Straw is used only for frappe.

 

Come here and see how we drink coffee via a straw(frape) while playing tavli(backgammon).

Only then will you achieve the true power of the greek side of the force!!!

 

Anyway, what's all that stuff about us being subjected to Mixo?

 

Yes my Greek forces show these Aussies how it is done

 

Mixo, stop annoying the rest of the world.

 

hear hear

 

No, it's good. Mixo is singlehandedly undermining all the unity caused by Chris' peace tour, whilst building for himself a Grand Army of the Victoria.

Everything is proceeding as I have blah blah etc.

 

Actually our invasion plans started before the peace tour. The Grand Army is massing folks

 

Thing that scares me....you guys actually THINK about this.

 

Why shouldn't they think?

 

Lord Vader is sometimes very condescending to his former children and brothers. He believes us incapable of thought. That is why we have fled to the happy and friendly culture of Greece, whom we feel an affinity for.

Rage on you Pro-War Greek wonder troops!!

 

As neither a child nor a brother of good ole LV, I must ask...

...will there be WAR if I assassinated the head of the GREAT VICTORIAN ARMY thingy and took over?

 

assassinate PoT or I? I don't think so

 

There is always WAR, otherwise the kids get upset and have nothing exciting to do, hence they turn to drugs and petty crime.

Mixo and I are above assassination anyway.

 

you can never assassinate the truth or justice. Yes take away their precious drugs and give them a new way to kill!!!!

 

That's an interesting way to view life.