HA! I caught you Yoda !

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  1. JcubFett Jedi Master

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    A jedi can not have possession but in ESB Yoda wants the flash light thingy! "Mine! Mine! Mine!"
  2. Darth-Horax Force Ghost

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    That little weasel! He's leading the younglings astray!

    By the way, I love that scene!!! Especially that laugh of his....
  3. JediMasterKitFisto Jedi Grand Master

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    What about Oni-Wan? Did you see all df his possesions.
  4. JcubFett Jedi Master

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  5. JediMasterKitFisto Jedi Grand Master

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    There is a lot of stuff in the backround
  6. Mace Windy Manager Emeritus

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    Does this mean that technically, Yoda should not be allowed to use the assistance of a cane? ;)





    :cool: Mace Windy,
    making the evasion of spoilers look breezy!
  7. Izird Jedi Master

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    Yes, and I suppose the Jedi should walk around naked as well. *rolls eyes*
  8. JediMasterKitFisto Jedi Grand Master

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    what about their lightsabers
  9. Lord_Makro Jedi Knight

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    They are loaned to them... :) :) :)
  10. SaberGiiett7 Force Ghost

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    Don't you people understand?! [face_mischief]

    He only stole the light to test Lukes temper and to see how easily he gets frustrated-the whole time he was acting like a child it was just to tick off Luke.
  11. Ret Jedi Grand Master

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    Does this mean jedi shouldn't wear clothes?
  12. OutlawYoda Jedi Master

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    ...or lightsabers? OR using the force power?! or reading books? GAH!! Just what can they own?! Good god it must not be fun to be a jedi.. :(
  13. DARTH_ABBADON Jedi Youngling

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    GOD, you guys are dumb!










    Of COURSE Jedi shouldn't wear clothes!
  14. jedi_master_ousley Manager Emeritus

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    Let's make Padmé a Jedi then!

    ((((((((jedi _ master _ ousley ))))))))
    !!Anxiously awaiting the Two Towers!!
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  15. metaforcesaber Jedi Knight

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    I'll do it point by point:

    #1 All the jedi are dead, except Yoda. I think there's a little leeway with the whole possession thing.

    #2 Define possession. It can mean many things. I think the jedi would interpret possession as possession of: riches, a fancy house, a fancy speeder, etc.

    #3 Remember Yoda's comment in Ep2 about "the mind of a child." He's still got a sense of humor like a child's, and is having a little fun with Luke.

    #4 Will an EU historian please weigh in on this?
  16. OutlawYoda Jedi Master

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    "is having a little fun with Luke."
    ..by stealing his flash light? AND eating his dinner?! ;)
  17. solojones Chosen One

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    Dinner/Twix bar...

    -sj loves kevin spacey
  18. JcubFett Jedi Master

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    Let's make Padmé a Jedi then! JMO you are sick! I agree [face_mischief] [face_devil]
  19. JediMasterKitFisto Jedi Grand Master

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    Lets go in groups of three. I get Aalay and Padme ;)
  20. OutlawYoda Jedi Master

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    I get it now!
    Yoda was trying some pickup lines on Padme.. you see?! Yoda tells all of the other Jedi.. no possessions!! Yet.. here he is hitting on Padme, stealing flashlights and twix bars, letting sith masters go and hitting people and droids with his endless supple of canes!! Hes just full of possession! Look out people! You can see it in his eyes!! The POSSESSION!!
    ;)
  21. LeeKenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    I'll take Barriss and Luminara.

    Wait...they POSSESS facial tatoos!
  22. metaforcesaber Jedi Knight

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    "'is having a little fun with Luke.'
    ..by stealing his flash light? AND eating his dinner?!
    "

    I will defend Yoda to the very end.

    It's small price to pay for being trained by one of the best jedi ever, right? Yoda needed a lamp and a twix, and so he figured "hey I'm the master, this kid's my apprentice, and I need a twix and a lamp, so I'm takin 'em. And I'm gonna whap R2 a coupla times with my trusty cane too." And plus, Yoda was probably a little disgruntled that he had to go back to work. He was enjoying his vacation time until that whippersnapper showed up.

    (;
  23. Jedi_Benji Jedi Master

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    U should see the www.starwarsspoofs.com outake from the dagobah scene, where yoda gets whats coming to him.

    Oh yea and i hate Yoda after AOTC, the fight ruined it for me, and thats my opinion, i still value everyone elses.
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