Mary Habanero's???

Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by MuttandSolo, Apr 9, 2002.

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  1. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Have you ever had an habanero pepper?

    They're eating them on Malastare, very hot, very dangerous!

    I'm the only human who can eat them.

    You must have Jedi taste buds then.
  2. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    The Emperor to Luke: By now you must know your father can never be turned from the habanero sauce!



    Luke to the Emperor: Your overconfidence in the habanero is your weakness.

    Emperor: Your faith in your tastebuds is yours!!

  3. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Jedi Council: Your thoughts dwell on your habañeros.
  4. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    DarthSpient: Jedi Council: Your thoughts dwell on your habañeros.

    Adding to that:

    Anakin: I miss the habañeros.

    Yoda: Cold are you?

    Anakin: No sir.

    Yoda: Have some habañeros. Warm you up it will.
  5. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Maybe that's what gave the eopie gas in TPM.
  6. Mogook Jedi Master

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    Haha, Mutt, this thread is great! [face_laugh]

    "The Emperor is not as spicey as I am."

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    "You are not a Jedi yet, you must confront the Habanero."

    "Is the Habanero a spicey pepper?"

    "Ate it you did?"
  7. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    You've never heard of the Red Habanero?

    Its the pepper that made to toilet run in less than 12 parsecs.

    Luke: What a wrinkled prune!

    Han: She'll [Red Habanero] do 0.5 past flames. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts

    Leia: You ate that thing? You're braver than I thought!

    Lando: She's the hottest little pepper in the galaxy!
  8. Isbeth Force Ghost

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    If you think I am bringing Habanero's to the next meeting, you guys are nutz! I hear they are REEEEAAAAALLLL hot.
    MuttandSolo, nice to have you back posting among us. Finished auditioning princesses?
  9. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    "But sir, no one gets upset if a banana pepper gets eaten."

    "Yeah, but banana peppers aren't known to tear tastebuds out of a tongue. Habanero's has been known to do that."
  10. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Leia: I love habañeros.

    Han: I know.
  11. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Luke: You were in the Franchise Wars?

    Ol' Ben: Yes! I was a Mexican restaurant waiter like your father.

    Luke: My father was no waiter, he was truck driver for Taco Bell.

    Ol' Ben: That was your uncle's story. He didn't agree with your father's tastebuds, thought he should have stayed with burgers and not gotten involved.

    Luke: You knew my father?

    Ol' Ben: Anakin was good man. When I first met him he was already an excellent cook, but I was astonished at how strong the Habanero was with him.

    Luke: The Habanero?

    Ol'Ben: The Habanero is a pepper in the galaxy. It surrounds and binds your tastebuds in fire. Its what gives a Jedi his strength.

    Luke: What happpened to my father?

    Ol' Ben: Your father was betrayed and burned by Darth Wasabi, a vegetable of mine before it spoiled.

  12. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    [face_laugh] That one made me laugh out loud at work. Now how do I exactly go about explaining what I was laughing at?
  13. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Yoda: With the Habanero, many things you will see. The Past, Present, your life flashing before you.
  14. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Mace: There's no doubt the mysterious attacker was an Habanero.

    Yoda: Always two there are, a green and a red. No more, no less.

    Mace: But which one was eaten, the red or the green?

    FYI: The Red one is the hottest of the two.
  15. Mogook Jedi Master

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    HAHAHA, Mutt! Once again, this is a great thread!


    Anakin: Master, sir...I've been wondering... what are habaneros?

    Qui-Gon: Habaneros are hot peppers, now shut up kid.
  16. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Qui-Gon: Are you brainless?

    Jar Jar: I Habanero-a *shakes head with tongue dangling*

    Qui-Gon: The ability to eat Habanero's does not make you intelligent.

    REALLY!
  17. Mogook Jedi Master

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    Mace: You're referring to the prohesy of the one who will eat Habaneros with out gas, you believe it's this boy??

  18. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Darth Vader: The ability to eat hot sauce is insignificant next to the power of the habaneros.


    Yoda: Begun, this habaneros war has.


    Rebel Soldier: Sir, you can't eat that habeneros, your mouth will start burning before you reach the outer water fountain!

    Han: Then I'll see you in Hell!!

  19. Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Grand Master

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    Luke: What is it?

    Obi-Wan: It is your father's habanero, the pepper of a jedi knight. It's not as clumsy or random as a jalapeno. It is an elegant pepper from a more civilized age.
  20. Mogook Jedi Master

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    Anakin: I've come to feed you.

    Looking at the Habaneros

    Obi-Wan: Good job.
  21. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Anakin: I'll be with the jalapenos.

    Amidala: You can eat jalapenos? I thought Jedi were forbidden?

  22. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Darth Wasabi: The circle is complete. When I left you I was but a Habanero, now I am the Wasabi!

    Ol'Ben: Eat me.
  23. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Obi-Wan: Your habaneros are impressively hot!


    Jango: They'll do their job well.
  24. Eva_Pilot04 Jedi Grand Master

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    Leia: Governer Habanero! I should have known you were behind all this. I recognized your foul stench as soon as I was brought onboard!

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    <in a SW parody of the iron chef, the Empire Mexican Food Corporation and the Rebel TexMex Conglomerate face off in the Death Taco competition>

    *Wedge, frantically preparing an enchillada is hit in the face with guacamole by his Imperial rival*

    Wedge: I'm hit! [I can't see!]

    Luke: Get out of here, Wedge! You're no good to us now!

    Wedge: Sorry! *leaves*

    Vader: Let him go, stay on the [head chef].

    Luke: R2, see if you can lock down that burner. *r2 then gets sprayed with a hose and short circuits* I've lost R2!! *begins slicing jalapenos for his dish* Approaching time limit...

    Ben: The Habanero is with you.

    Luke: Ben?

    Ben: Use the Habanero, Luke!

    *Luke begins chopping Habaneros.*

    Madine: Luke, you've switched from jalapenos to habaneros, are you alright?

    Luke: I'm just fine! :)

    Vader: Hmmm... the Habanero is strong with this one. *starts aiming and throwing guacamole at Luke*

    Luke: Almost there...

    Vader: I've got you now! *his assistant is smacked by a large tortilla thrown by Han*

    *Assistant bumps into Vader as he's about to get Luke in the face with Guacomole*

    Vader: What?!?!?

    Han: You're all clear kid. Now let's make this quesadilla and go home!

    *luke finishes his dish and beats the Empire*

    :D
  25. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Eva, that was hilarious! [face_laugh]
    That part where Wedge got hit with guacamole and Luke told him he was no good to them now. :D

    Vader after eating a habaneros: I sense something. A flavor I have not tasted since....cut to Vader running for the water fountain


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