Mary Habanero's???

Add-on to the Quesadilla:

Leia: See, I knew there was more to you than just hotsauce!

 

or the toilet. (in reference to DRK_HLMT's last post)


"I will not allow this habanero to be bit in two."

 

Hehe. Yeah, Vader running for the bathroom:

"C'mon icecream!!!"

Ewwww.... maybe that was TMI (Too Much Information)

 

What...is...going...on...here?
[face_shocked]

Did the zoo let the monkeys out again?

BTW, Eva, that was QUITE hilarious!
But, it's proof that you're truly demented.

The same could be said for the rest of you.

 

Ice cream ! Or spray paint. (Definitely TMI)

 

>BTW, Eva, that was QUITE hilarious!
But, it's proof that you're truly demented.<

Awww... thanks honey.

 

Darth Wasabi!?!! I almost fell off my chair reading your Luke/Ben exchange, Mutt. It was hilarious.

Derth, everyone here is in need of special help and you know it.

 

We all know it.

 

Darth Vader: "Luke come with me."

Luke: "Never!"

Dart vader: "If you only knew the power of the habaneros. Obi-wan hasn't told you who the big habanero eater was."

Luke: "He has told me enough. He told me he was my father. And you killed him."

Darth Vader: "No, Luke. I'm the big habanero eater. I'm your father."

Luke: "Noooo!!!!!"

Darth Vader: "Is true, Luke."

Luke: "That's impossible!"

Darth Vader: "Use your nostrils, Luke. Smell the aroma of the habaneros. Together we can bring down the Mexican Habanero Empire and rule the Galaxy as the big Habaneros eaters."

*******************************************
Yoda: "A habanero I eat... and my finger pull you will...hummm?!"

 

Leia: Governor Tarkin, I should've expected to find you holding Vader's habanero. I recognized its foul stench when I was brought on board.

Grand Moff Tarkin: Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it signing the order to close down your restaurant.

Leia: I'm surprised to find you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

Grand Moff Tarkin: Princess Leia. Before your eviction, I would like you to be my guest at a ceremony that will make this Chalupa fully edible. No mexican restaurant will dare oppose the Chihuahua now.

Leia: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more restaurants will slip through your fingers.

Grand Moff Tarkin: Not after we demonstrate the power of this Habanero. In a way, you have determined the choice of the colons that are to be destroyed first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of your secret recipe, I have chosen to test this habanero's explosive power on your home town of Alderaan.

Leia: No! Alderaan is weak-stomached. We have no Mylanta. You can't possibly...

Grand Moff Tarkin: You would prefer another target, a profitable target? Then, name the address! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time. Where is your secret recipe?

 

Fipe and Eva ! Those are funny scenes. Hmm, I'll have to think of one.

 

Qui-Gon to Boss Nass

Qui-Gon: What is to become of Jar Jar Stinks?

Nass: He is to be puunished!

Qui-Gon: I saved his tastebuds (I gave him milk). He owes what you would call a Pepto Debt. Your enchiladas demand that his foul gases belong to me.

Nass: Binkssss!?!? Yousa have the Peptas Bizzimolous witha this-an isan?

Jar Jar: Ummmm, [*massive exhaust of foul gases*] uh-huh!

Nass: Begone witha this-an stenchan!

 

Continuation of the Qui-Gon/Anakin dialogue.

Anakin: You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?

Qui-Gon: What makes you say that?

Anakin: I saw your habaneros, only a Jedi carries that kind of pepper.

Qui-Gon: Maybe I stole it from a Jedi to eat myself?

Anakin: I don't think so. NO ONE can eat a Jedi's Habanero.

Qui-Gon: I wish that weren't true. Is it hot in here or is it me?

 

Hahaha.

 

Darth Maul: At last we will reveal our chili mix to the Jedi! At last we will have our revenge!

Darth Sidious: Yes, at last we will have our....Wait a minute, did you just say Chili mix???

Darth Maul: Yes, it's my mommy's secret Sith recipe. It will destroy the Jedi with its powerful habaneros. After they eat our Sith Chili, they will be begging us for a glass of water!! Hahahahah.....

Darth Sidious: Maul, after this is over remind me to set up an appointment with Darth Freud. You?re in need of some serious counseling.

Darth Maul still laughing: Hahahahahaha....snort...snort...hahahahaha......snort...snort...snort...

 

On Dagobah......

Yoda: "There is one more task that fullfil you need. Vader! you must confront Vader."

Luke: "I can't. He's the big habanero eater, and my father."

Yoda: *kof kof kof* Your odor senses put aside you must. To end your training, to become the big habanero eater you need. The only way, Vader is."

Luke: "I'm not sure I will be able to do it."

Yoda: "Luke, the stench is strong in your family. Pass on what you have eat and learn. *Kof kof kof* Luke, there...isss..annnnother biiiig.. habbbanero eeaater membeeeerh.." Yoda Exhales.

Luke: Luke steps out inhaling the last air from his Master. Walks towards Artoo. "I'm all alone now. There's no one else with whom I can eat Jedi Habaneros."

Artoo: Bepbedeteep Poopodeoew

Luke: "Yes, I know you can try, but you wont pass the first round."

Obi-Wan: "Yoda will always be with you."

Luke: "Obi-wan. Why you lied, and didn't tell me that Vader was the big habanero eater?"

Obi-Wan: "Anakin Skywalker was seduced by the power of the Sith Chilli. The good man that your father was, became Vader. All metal, twisted machine with Sith Chilli all over him. So what I told you is true, for certain point of view and smell."

Luke: "Certain point of view and smell?"

Obi-Wan: "You'll learn that all depends from the point of view and smell. Has Yoda told you, 'An habanero I eat... my finger pull you will....hummm'? Did you pull his finger?"

Luke: "Yes I did. And I regret it! I can still smell that. Wuuu!"

Obi-Wan: "You see, if you had done that and looked or stepped away you wouldn't have ended there. So, you should had moved to a different point of view and smell."

Luke: "OOOOhh". "But I won't face Vader."

Obi-Wan: "You must, Luke. You need to become the Big Jedi Habanero Eater."

Luke: "I can't killed my father!"

Obi-Wan: "Then the Emperor has already won the Franchise War. The Sith Chilli will run forever in the galaxy."

Luke: "Yoda, spoke of another habanero eater."

Obi-Wan: "That other is your sister."

Luke: "I have an habanero sister?"

Obi-Wan: "The Emperor knew, as I did, that if vader ever had offspring, they will come to claim the Franchise. So that's why we kept her safe on the Hamburguer anonimous Franchise."

Luke: "Leia. Leia is my sister."

Obi-Wan: "Your smell intincts tells you well. Luke, you had good smell and taste senses. You need to hide them or put them away. They do you good, but they can serve the Emperor in his Franchise."

 

DRK_HMLT, Eva and MuttandSolo that was so incredibly funny!

<NO ONE can eat a Jedi's Habanero.>
ROTFLMAO!

And look what you did, before he started hanging with us, Fipe_Naz-mero was a nice guy! I guess he is now under the influence of the Habanero! Look what you guys have done!

 

It is pointless to resist the habaneros Isbeth. It is your destiny!!

 

Dea Members of the Council:
Its my petition that somebody try to put together all of this ideas into a single document, and try to complete the Historic Records of the Habanero Saga.

"The Holocron is a source of knowledge."

This could have a good ending after all.

May the Force be with you... always.

Fipe Naz-mero, JK
USA-NE REGION
Charm City Council Forum, Baltimore MD

 

DRK_HLMT,

Your exchange between Sidious and Maul is a bit inaccurate. SHould you give someone a glass of water after eating the big Habanero, their mouth will only relive the fires of doom from the Habanero itself.

The only way to diffuse an Habanero is to apply milk or buttermilk bread.

 

Wise beyond his years, that MuttandSolo one is.

 

I went to school in AZ, I've had my fair share of Habaneros. And yes, I can eat them and withstand the fires of Mount Doom!

 

MuttandSolo: DRK_HLMT,

Your exchange between Sidious and Maul is a bit inaccurate. SHould you give someone a glass of water after eating the big Habanero, their mouth will only relive the fires of doom from the Habanero itself.

The only way to diffuse an Habanero is to apply milk or buttermilk bread.

See, that's the beauty of it. Maul is already off his rocker and probably doesn't think the Jedi know of the only source of defeating the habanero. Plus I hear blue milk does wonders for habanero burns!!

 

Ahh, even wiser is this sithspawned one....

 

Yoda: The [Taco] Bell, remember your failure at the Bell!

Luke: But I've learned so much about processed Mexican food since then. I promise to return and finish the flatulence I started....

Obi-Wan: That boy's flatulence is our last hope.

Yoda: No. I smell another! Ben, dammit!