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Mary Habanero's???

Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by MuttandSolo, Apr 9, 2002.

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  1. Mogook

    Mogook Jedi Padawan star 4

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    HAHAHAHA! [face_laugh] "I smell another." Oh man, that's great.

    Anakin: "That's right Master, I forgot you don't like farting."

    Obi-Wan: "Anakin don't release anything without consulting either myself or the [Proctology] council.
     
  2. sithspawn35

    sithspawn35 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    OMG......you guys kill me!
     
  3. Mogook

    Mogook Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Palpatine: I will not allow this log to be sphinctered in two. (man, it's late, I apoligize for the obscene material)
     
  4. sithspawn35

    sithspawn35 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Do I need to add another letter to my previous post?? LMAO
     
  5. Mogook

    Mogook Jedi Padawan star 4

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    What letter would that be? (remember, it's late, secondary brain functions start to shut down)

    Palpatine: You don't need potpourri Anakin, I see you're becoming the smelliest of Jedi.

     
  6. sithspawn35

    sithspawn35 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I dont feel I could post THAT letter in a room that minors can access.
     
  7. Mogook

    Mogook Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Fair enough.

    Yoda: Begun this gas war has.
     
  8. MuttandSolo

    MuttandSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Obi-Wan: You don't need to see his peppers...

    Dumb trooper: Uh, I don't need to see your peppers.

    Obi-Wan: These aren't the Habaneros you're looking for...

    Dumb trooper: Uh, these aren't the habaneros' we're looking for.

    Obi-Wan: He can go about his farting...

    Dumb trooper: you can go about your uh, farting.

    Obi-Wan: Fart away...

    Dumb trooper: Fart away, fart away.
     
  9. Isbeth

    Isbeth Jedi Master star 4

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    This thread is getting mighty raunchy.
     
  10. MuttandSolo

    MuttandSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Raunchy?... or RANCHY!with GUACAMOLE!!!

    Han: And I thought they smelled strong, on the outside!
     
  11. MuttandSolo

    MuttandSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ben: Luke! You will go to the Red Hot Chili Pepper system. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who pulled my finger...
     
  12. Isbeth

    Isbeth Jedi Master star 4

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    Mutt, I think your last post had a bad desease.
     
  13. MuttandSolo

    MuttandSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Bumping this one way up from the dead. Since this thread started before the movie and we only used lines from the trailers/tv spots, I thought we might come up with some Episode II habanero lines.

    EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE HABANEROS!

    Jango Fett: Always a chore, smelling a Jedi.

    Anakin: I farted on them all. And not just the men, but the women and children. They're animals, and I farted on them like animals. Someday I will become the Smelliest Habanero eater ever. I will even learn how to stop people from burning their tongues.


    Anakin: Sorry Master, I forgot you don't like farting.

    Obi-Wan: Its not the farting I mind, its the abundance of methane that bothers me.

    Mace: This enchilada is over!
     
  14. Mogook

    Mogook Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] Mutt! Great job bringing this back.

    Yoda: Around the survivors, a fart expel.

    Yoda: Much to smell, you still have.

    Anakin: I'm farting on him now!
     
  15. DRK_HLMT

    DRK_HLMT Jedi Master star 4

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    **Anakin eats the last Habaneros**

    Qui-Gon: Anakin, Anakin, Noooooooo!!!!

    Yoda to Mace: Pain, suffering I feel! Young Skywalker is in terrible pain! The last Habaneros he has eaten.

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    Yoda to the Younglings: Passed gas master Obi-Wan has. How embarrasing, how embarrasing.







     
  16. MuttandSolo

    MuttandSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Drk_Hlmt,
    "Yoda to the Younglings: Passed gas master Obi-Wan has. How embarrasing, how embarrasing."

    Rolling on floor, LMAO in severe pain!
     
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