Abq HAIKU thread

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Qui-Gon-Matt, Sep 13, 2005.

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  1. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    Apr 20, 2005
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    Remember the rules: 17 syllables broken up into three lines 5-7-5.

    Mos Alba party
    Peter Likes to drink Guinness
    Lors' a modern Stud

    okay now someone elses turn!!!
  2. obi_dave_kenobi Jedi Master

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    Sep 10, 2004
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    Beer Beer Beer
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
    Beer Beer Beer

    I really like Beer! and bunnies! :D
  3. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

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    Mar 1, 2003
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    Clouds appear
    and bring to Tuskin Raiders a chance to rest
    from looking at the twin suns.
  4. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    Apr 20, 2005
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    Padme has melons
    she brings them to the table
    Anakins' lucky
  5. TK166 Jedi Master

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    Feb 15, 2004
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  6. Commander_Clem Jedi Master

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    May 28, 2005
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  7. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    Apr 20, 2005
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    Eat some of Kens meat
    Hot Dogs, Hamburgers, and Steak
    Makes you not hungry
  8. TK166 Jedi Master

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    Feb 15, 2004
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    Matt, you are so good at Haiku, I think you're turning Japanese!
  9. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    Apr 20, 2005
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    Turning Japanese
    My favorite Eighties song
    Sung by the Vapors
  10. Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling

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    May 31, 2005
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    I did not write this, but it's too funny:

    A morning dove feeds
    In a marijuana bush
    And sings a high coo.
  11. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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    May 21, 2002
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    Oh Star Wars figures
    Why do you make me buy you
    My money is gone
  12. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    Apr 20, 2005
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    The popcorn surprise
    whats inside the popcorn tub
    Oh it's a rooster




    edited for bad spelling
  13. JABBA_JO Jedi Knight

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    Jul 7, 2005
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    That awesome! [face_chicken]
  14. Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling

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    May 31, 2005
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  15. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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    May 21, 2002
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    Make your parents proud
    You me and some of this pork
    Donnie Baker rules!

    That's for you Matt. [face_peace]
  16. Redgek Jedi Knight

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    Sep 26, 1999
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    Hello there, sonny
    Do not bunk with the bull queers
    Andy knows first-hand

    "It was the loooongest night of his life!"
  17. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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    May 21, 2002
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    :D [face_laugh]

    Mister Obvious
    Never made the connection
    You're a lifesaver
  18. TK166 Jedi Master

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    Feb 15, 2004
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    Is Threepio gay?
    Only Artoo knows for sure
    And he's not talking
  19. Ulic-Qel-Droma75 Jedi Youngling

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    May 17, 2005
    star 2
  20. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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    Jun 23, 2005
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    my god, that TALENT in this group!! thanks for the laugh guys....great stuff here.... [face_laugh]
  21. DJ_Rebo Jedi Knight

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    Jul 30, 2005
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    There is a sale
    This week at Toshi station
    Power Converters
  22. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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    Jun 23, 2005
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    sitting here at work
    i want to throttle someone
    or just smack them hard
  23. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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    May 21, 2002
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    Oh Luke Skywalker
    Does your family tree fork?
    Stop kissing Leia
  24. Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling

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    May 31, 2005
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    Fascinating eyes
    My heart longs to know you
    Close but too far away

  25. SithLordAaron Jedi Knight

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    May 21, 2002
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    I can't take the pain
    Thought I'd be better today
    Where's my percocet?
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