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Abq HAIKU thread

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Qui-Gon-Matt, Sep 13, 2005.

  1. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Remember the rules: 17 syllables broken up into three lines 5-7-5.

    Mos Alba party
    Peter Likes to drink Guinness
    Lors' a modern Stud

    okay now someone elses turn!!!
     
  2. obi_dave_kenobi

    obi_dave_kenobi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 10, 2004
    Beer Beer Beer
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
    Beer Beer Beer

    I really like Beer! and bunnies! :D
     
  3. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Clouds appear
    and bring to Tuskin Raiders a chance to rest
    from looking at the twin suns.
     
  4. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Padme has melons
    she brings them to the table
    Anakins' lucky
     
  5. TK166

    TK166 Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 15, 2004
    LMAO [face_laugh]
     
  6. Commander_Clem

    Commander_Clem Jedi Padawan star 4

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  7. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Eat some of Kens meat
    Hot Dogs, Hamburgers, and Steak
    Makes you not hungry
     
  8. TK166

    TK166 Jedi Master star 4

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    Matt, you are so good at Haiku, I think you're turning Japanese!
     
  9. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Turning Japanese
    My favorite Eighties song
    Sung by the Vapors
     
  10. Andromeda13

    Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    May 31, 2005
    I did not write this, but it's too funny:

    A morning dove feeds
    In a marijuana bush
    And sings a high coo.
     
  11. SithLordAaron

    SithLordAaron Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 21, 2002
    Oh Star Wars figures
    Why do you make me buy you
    My money is gone
     
  12. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The popcorn surprise
    whats inside the popcorn tub
    Oh it's a rooster




    edited for bad spelling
     
  13. JABBA_JO

    JABBA_JO Jedi Youngling star 2

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    That awesome! [face_chicken]
     
  14. Andromeda13

    Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] That is too funny!
     
  15. SithLordAaron

    SithLordAaron Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 21, 2002
    Make your parents proud
    You me and some of this pork
    Donnie Baker rules!

    That's for you Matt. [face_peace]
     
  16. Redgek

    Redgek Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Hello there, sonny
    Do not bunk with the bull queers
    Andy knows first-hand

    "It was the loooongest night of his life!"
     
  17. SithLordAaron

    SithLordAaron Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 21, 2002
    :D [face_laugh]

    Mister Obvious
    Never made the connection
    You're a lifesaver
     
  18. TK166

    TK166 Jedi Master star 4

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    Is Threepio gay?
    Only Artoo knows for sure
    And he's not talking
     
  19. Ulic-Qel-Droma75

    Ulic-Qel-Droma75 Jedi Youngling star 2

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  20. EvilPrincess

    EvilPrincess Jedi Padawan star 4

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    my god, that TALENT in this group!! thanks for the laugh guys....great stuff here.... [face_laugh]
     
  21. DJ_Rebo

    DJ_Rebo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    There is a sale
    This week at Toshi station
    Power Converters
     
  22. EvilPrincess

    EvilPrincess Jedi Padawan star 4

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    sitting here at work
    i want to throttle someone
    or just smack them hard
     
  23. SithLordAaron

    SithLordAaron Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 21, 2002
    Oh Luke Skywalker
    Does your family tree fork?
    Stop kissing Leia
     
  24. Andromeda13

    Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    May 31, 2005
    Fascinating eyes
    My heart longs to know you
    Close but too far away

     
  25. SithLordAaron

    SithLordAaron Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 21, 2002
    I can't take the pain
    Thought I'd be better today
    Where's my percocet?