Abq HAIKU thread

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Qui-Gon-Matt, Sep 13, 2005.

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  1. Wook Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 23, 2002
    star 4
    Star Wars Burger King
    Gag down nasty hamburgers
    to get an R2
  2. karenec1 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2005
    star 4
    [face_laugh] Good one, Michelle!

    Anakin, Padme
    A love that was forbidden
    Makes me want to gag
  3. Redgek Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 26, 1999
    star 3
    Stupid gungan folks
    Stars of the sub-par prequels
    I miss Gary Kurtz
  4. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    Apr 20, 2005
    star 4
    These Haiku are wicked funny I'm dying over here, keeping my wife awake!
  5. TK166 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2004
    star 4
    Andromeda, way to mix things up with a romantic haiku!

    Jer is lucky to have a wife who writes such sweet things about him!

    To contrast, here is my wife's haiku to me:

    Get those dishes done
    feed the kids and mow the lawn
    you filthy bastard


  6. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 20, 2005
    star 4
    Ewoks are filthy
    They have poop stuck to their fur
    plink them with blasters
  7. TK166 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2004
    star 4
    ha, we both said 'filthy' at the same time!

    That was hilarious!
  8. karenec1 Jedi Master

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    May 16, 2005
    star 4
    State Fair here again
    Craptacular food to eat
    I don't feel so well
  9. TK166 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2004
    star 4
    I love State Fair time
    Have you ever seen hair that
    goes that high in front?
  10. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 1, 2003
    star 4
    Big State Fair Roller Coaster
    Ate Two Greasy Funnel Cakes Real Fast
    See me puke projectile vomit
  11. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 20, 2005
    star 4
    The Morning after
    A bunch of beers I did drink
    Damn you Sam Adams
  12. TK166 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2004
    star 4
    I can brush your mane
    and braid your tail. I love you
    my little pony
  13. Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    May 31, 2005
    star 4
    Yeah, I'm really slipping lately. I don't know where my mind has been!

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
  14. TK166 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2004
    star 4
    Enok said he'd help
    get us home through the pylon
    lying Sleestak dick!
  15. Redgek Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 26, 1999
    star 3
    Again you pervert?
    Hurry up and do your thing
    before ER starts
  16. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 20, 2005
    star 4
  17. TK166 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2004
    star 4
    Those damn Pakunis
    stole our giant strawberry
    Ta and Sa, you suck.
  18. HarleyQ_T Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2005
    star 1


    [face_laugh] :_| [face_laugh] :_|
  19. TK166 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2004
    star 4
    I'm up, now I'm down
    Will this nightmare ever end?
    we can only pray
  20. Redgek Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 26, 1999
    star 3
  21. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 1, 2003
    star 4
    Have sympathy for the devil
    Feed her when she is really hungry
    Her blood sugar is low
  22. TK166 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2004
    star 4
    More Land of the Lost, anyone?

    Chakka like Arry!
    Have soft hay in cave, Arry!
    why you not relax?
  23. Gecko_Fett Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 1, 2003
    star 4
    Meds are not working well
    I put on my snazzy postal uniform
    Hunting license is very expensive
  24. TK166 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2004
    star 4
    ha, like they would bother to buy a license!
  25. Lorithavon Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 10, 2003
    star 3
    and I have the shirt to prove it...

    [image=http://prodtn.cafepress.com/7/3738267_F_tn.jpg] [image=http://prodtn.cafepress.com/7/3738267_B_tn.jpg]

    -lor
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