JCC Half the world may have a disease called "Men"

Hi. My name is DarthHutt and I'm a compulsive hand-washer.

Sadly, I've actually counted a few times and it's usually well into the thirties per day...mostly without specific need.
I also NEVER EVER touch the handle on a door to the mens room with my bare hands (for obvious reasons listed in this thread).

 

my name is cremaster and one time i was washing my hands in a public restroom and the person hand-washing next to me asked me "hey are you a doctor or nurse? because you wash your hands like a doctor or nurse." and i said, "no, you a-hole. YOU are the one that is a doctor or nurse". then i grabbed the person's head and smashed it into the mirror.

 

Nope, no automatic revulsion.

I'm trying to be diplomatic and family-friendly here, but I think we all know what some of us to do please our partners in bed. I don't see how touching your own junk and then touching your face is any different.

 

If we ever meet IRL, expect me not to shake your hand.