Han's Deli--(the official social thread of 'stop abusing han and leia's romance' vers. 3.0)

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  1. Yanksfan Chosen One

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    Nov 3, 2000
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    WAKE UP, DELI!!!!!


    For force sakes, Derek Jeter just missed hitting THREE homeruns in ONE game!! [face_love] [face_love]

    *ovaries ache longingly* I must have his children--RIGHT NOW.


    But, I'll atleast have to wait til he's finished playing the game, so until then:

    GET YER DRINK ON!!!


    *picks up half dead Obi Wan, and dances with him around the deli*
  2. ivylore2 Jedi Knight

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    Nov 5, 2001
    star 2
    *evil cackle*


    Can you pass me a beer? Oh my? Oh MY! OH MY GOODNESS! What are you doing to half-dead Obi-Wan?







    Where ever you go, we're watching.


    *Free Cardboard Han!*
  3. Cardboard_Han Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 5, 2003
    [face_devil]





    *Flaps blaster at everyone!*





  4. Yanksfan Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Nov 3, 2000
    star 5
    Ha ha ha ha, I hate you all.


    But no matter! Check out my man!!!


    [image=http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/images/2003/08/05/KQWc58JU.jpg]






    Long overdue edit: Oh, god! Bwahahahahaha! I just read Cardboard_Han's profile...LOL!

    *takes back the hate*: that's just too freakin' funny. Ha ha ha ha!
  5. ivylore2 Jedi Knight

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    Nov 5, 2001
    star 2
    Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!


    *wonders what nerf meat tastes like? Is it served at the deli?*
  6. Yanksfan Chosen One

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    Nov 3, 2000
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    It'll be served right on your lap, if you don't watch yourself, Ivy. [face_devil]
  7. ivylore2 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 5, 2001
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    It'll be served right on your lap, if you don't watch yourself, Ivy.

    Would that be hot or cold? [face_devil]


    In the meantime...

    *Ivy, suffering from the summer absence of 'the man known only as 'J', is unable to take it any more, even though the seven-day countdown heralding his return has begun. She looks around the Deli, sees that life has been breathed back into its guests. Yanks has abandoned Obi-Wan to use the 'fresher designated for Calamarians only. Creeping over to Obi-Wan quietly, Ivy kidnaps him and steals him into the supply closet. She posts a sign.*

    Do Not Disturb
  8. Milamber45 Jedi Knight

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    May 24, 2002
    star 1
    Good Lord, I didn't expect to see actual posts in the Deli. Personally, I'm feeling dead. Jen is no longer in New York, and I am thusly deprived of my best friend. Blah. I do stuff to take my mind off it, and then I think "Maybe I'll go hang out with... Oh, yeah. That's right."

    *Sighs* Glad to see the Deli's back.
  9. leia393 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 24, 2001
    star 4
    Wow, this thread is on page 1. It's been a while. I just thought I would pop by for a visit and see what's going on.

    How's the baseball season coming, Yanks?

    Between my summer classes (4 classes that I finished a week or so ago, just in time for fall classes to start in 2 weeks) and lack of cable, I haven't been able to keep up on much of anything.

    EDIT: I just bought the latest NJO book the other day. Is there any good H/L stuff to look forward to? Maybe? *gets hopes up*
  10. Yanksfan Chosen One

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    Nov 3, 2000
    star 5
    With a five game lead over the Red Sox, the baseball season is coming along splendidly, leia. Thanks for asking. :)

    As for the NJO? I'm so far behind I wouldn't know what to tell you.

    And hang in there, milamber. Order a drink, it's on the house.
  11. leia393 Jedi Master

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    Mar 24, 2001
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    That's great about the lead. Have you recovered from the blackout last week? I heard that NYC was hit pretty hard.
  12. Milamber45 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 1
    Thankee-sai, Yanks. I think I'll have a Lucifer Rising. *Sits and waits patiently for his drink*
  13. Kirana Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 13, 1999
    star 2
    Deli life! It's a miracle!

    *loves Cardboard Han*
  14. ivylore2 Jedi Knight

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    Nov 5, 2001
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    With a five game lead over the Red Sox, the baseball season is coming along splendidly, leia. Thanks for asking.

    CoughARGLEFUFFLEcough!


    I love Cardboard_Han too!
  15. Yanksfan Chosen One

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    Nov 3, 2000
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    *hands milamber his drink*

    Sorry for the wait. I hope this doesn't mean I lost my tip.

    I actually tried to take cardboard han out of the closet again. He lasted for about 90 minutes before I heard the familar *scratch, scratch* of Gertie clawing up his leg.

    See?? I tried!!
  16. Milamber45 Jedi Knight

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    May 24, 2002
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    *Nods to Yanksfan* Thanks much.

    I've organized a three-day trip up to Albany all by myself, and it took fifteen minutes for me to figure out how I was going to get the money, get the hotel, get the transportation, and get there without anyone finding out. Damn I'm good. Anyway, I'm leaving to get the bus early tomorrow morning... seven a.m from the Port Authority o_O;
    Doesn't matter, though. Can't wait anyway. *Cheers and dances around*
  17. Tara Jedi Knight

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    May 4, 2002
    star 3
    Oh no Yanks...Batter the hatches down!!

    *Tara peers out at mob of lawyers and reporters banging on Han's Deli's doors*

    It appears now that word of your neglect of Cardboard_Han has gotten out, our business is now being questioned about leaving a surly young Jedi with a habit for Dark Side tendencies, a hot young padawan, an amateur meat slicer, and four hobbits alone in a dark deli for six months with no food, water, or sex.

    REPORTER: "Is is true what they said about the hobbits and Hayden???"

    You can handle this one Yanks.. :eek:
  18. solojones Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2000
    star 9
    *ahem*

    I got a lovely review on my still WIP story 1939 over at FanFiction.net, with a request that I stop by so... here I am. Wow, memories flood back. Just in case anyone's interested, Earth 1939 is still being updated regularly over in the fanfic classic board here ;) I'm almost finished :)

    here

    -sj loves kevin spacey
  19. solojones Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2000
    star 9
    I see how it is.

    *makes self a sub quietly*

    -sj loves kevin spacey
  20. solojones Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2000
    star 9
    *watches a Yankees game*

    Thanks solojones, I don't mind if I do have another sub! :)

    Ooooh... I'm alone... with Han [face_mischief]

    -sj loves kevin spacey
  21. solojones Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2000
    star 9
    Aww, don't make me hunt you all down individually, now. I'm too lazy for that.

    -sj loves kevin spacey
  22. Yanksfan Chosen One

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    Nov 3, 2000
    star 5
    Hey, solojones. What's up? :D
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