JCC Happy Birthday Comrade Stalin!

You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning...

 

Surely with all of these cutesy anime girl dictators floating around someone, somewhere has made JoJo Stalin's Bizarre Adventure?

 

no, not even close! but at least i know it can be done! and then some!

 

Rogue, it was all true. Iosef Besarionis dze Dzhugashvili was made of fail.

Утомлённые солнцем!

 

how you say... "much liek ur poasting", comrade sai

 

Spasiba.

 

PARTY OF LENIN
STRENGTH OF THE PEOPLE

 

Trotsky disapproves of this thread.

 

Okay, seriously. This is the third one. Did they not invent combs and brushes in Russia? Ye gods.

 

you have to wait a really long time in line to use the comb and/or brush of the state, so most conrads simply do not bother.

 

both leftists and russian intellectuals in general have long valued untamed giant hair and beards

 

Beards are honorable. Failing to comb your hair just makes you look like a homeless emo or a subversive. Which, admittedly, is usually the same thing.

 

...as a Communist or leftist.

Fixed it for you Wockster.

 

I loved his work on Kapital.

 

Yep. Ever catch the Engels and Marx vaudeville act?

 

Didn't Stalin refuse to trade prisoners even though the Germans were offering his son just to prove he wasn't frontin' no games?

 

Wait, rogue, I thought you were a Trotskyist? Was I mistaken?

 

are you ******* trolling me right now, dilb? because its working

 

I don't think he meant anything by it, Rogue. That's honestly how you come off.

 

Oppa Menshevik Style!

 

Well, certainly you can't actually be advocating the political philosophy of one of the great totalitarian mass murderers of the 20th century.

EDIT: Not that Trotsky was much better on that score. But I sincerely thought you'd said you were a Trotskyist at one point. Or maybe it was Marxist-Leninist?

 

All I'm saying is he is neither a Maoist or a Black Panther.

That's right Rogue. Gauntlet? Thrown down.

 

i consider myself anti-revisionist (marxist-leninist). i am not now nor have i ever been a trot

ender i sometimes lean rather ironically towards maoism-third worldism, typically during periods of deep depression