Happy Birthday Dan

Happy Birthday! Unless you've put in the wrong date and my ICQ thinks it's your B/Day, in which case - I'll look like a DOLT.

Anyhoo. When your country gets to your day (as NZ is probably already there) - Have a good one!

 

Like to give a happy b-day to a fellow Dan.

 

OMG!!!!11111!! Happie burthdae to teh Dane!!!!

 

Happy Birthday Dan, this makes you legal now doesn't it?

¤Night

 

Legal?


MAW GAWD!111!!!!!1!11!!


...to do? ?

 

When your country gets to your day (as NZ is probably already there) - Have a good one!

Are you telling me that NZ is 3 days ahead of the rest of the world!!!!!

 

OMG THNX!11!11!! I'M LEGULL FOR TEH 53><0RZ!11

Thank you, friends. It's on Friday in the US, and I don't know what kind of screwed up time scedules you kiwis have. I'm planning on exercising a few of my newly-acquired rights, but not all of them. Gotta save the best for last.

No drinking (legally), unfortunately. Silly America. But as far as I know, I can do anything but drink. I also get to register for the draft. I'm planning to go to Iraq and "SURV MY ****RY WELL BEKUZ I PLAY VIDYIO GAEMS WITH GUNZ IN THEM THAT HAEV KIKBAK AND REELE CROSSTHARES."

 

Happy B-day

 

Yea, AA or Bib would have posted something more elaborate. Sowwy.







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Dum4: "NZ 3 days ahead"


No. I got a stupid message from icq and saw it was for Dan's B/Day comming up - I closed it and didn't take any notice of the dates.

as NZ is probably already there. Probably, not definitely.

 

jp, I'd like a birthday present from you. Unban Bib plz.

 

OMG!!1! DENIED11!11!

 

NO T4CT, ABOOS OF POWAR, DEMOET DEMOET DEMOET!!1!11!

 

I UDES UP ALL MY TAKT IN THAT UTHA FORAM DNA!!!1!1!

 

THNE TITS SATTLED.1!~ DEMOET AND BANE, DEMOET AND BANE!1!1 LOL!

 

BL4STDEDED JP3333!!!

Anywho, Happy Birthday, DAn.

 

OMG DANE RITE A ROODE WORD1!!!!1!

TEH BANES CANCIL OWT!1!1

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Goodness. This is poor behaviour for a manager, don't you think?

Happy Birthday, Dan.

Here's a song for you.

[i]Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tailed eyes heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

They say Spain is pretty though I've never been
Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen
Oh and he should know, he's been there enough
Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much


Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heel
Your eyes have died but you see more than I
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky


Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tailed eyes heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Oh God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes[/i]

 

Daniel my brother you are older than me

MAW GAWD!1!!11! ITS A KUNSPIRACEE!11! DUSNT TAHT MAEK DANE MI BRUTHAR TUO?! TEH MYND BOGILES!!11!!1!

 

lol, Happy B-day Dan.

Don't use too many priviledges up at once.

I can understand your wanting to save the best for last, I mean who wouldn't want to savor their ability to kill other people in some water-forsaken mideast country?

I think I'll get myself a nice TV to watch the war on.

 

Well according to google.com. this is Dan:

So in the War on TV - watch out for this guy running around killing people.

[image=http://www.uwsp.edu/cnr/wcee/keep/images/staffphotos/dan.jpg]

or this guy:

[image=http://www.indiana.edu/~geosci/dan.jpg]

or this guy:

[image=http://www.malawi.net/malawisports/DAN.jpg]

 

You've got it all wrong. You have to watch out for DANE!

[image=http://www-camlaw.rutgers.edu/images/faculty/dane.gif]

or

[image=http://www.oucom.ohiou.edu/SAAG/images/DANE,%20PETER-1999.JPG]

or

[image=http://emu0.emu.uct.ac.za/dane.gif]

or

[image=http://www.conquestpercussion.com/pics/members/dane.jpg]

 

na na na. When USA sends Dan to fight. With all his COMPUTAR arms experence, he'll be the front line... just him with all the guns cause he's use to KIKBAK.

[image=http://www.ncmuseumofhistory.org/dan.JPG]

and when he's old and tells his grandchildren about his war days. He'll make things up and say thathe use to stand at the front line and do a jig to the enemy and wave his hands about like so:

[image=http://www.gettysburg.edu/academics/cwi/cwi_pictures/dan.jpg]

saying "you can't hit me".

 

*Reads the above posts*


Bloody Kiwis...oh yeah, happy birthday Dan.

 

Happy birthday DANE!

 

Whoa, missed this!


Happy Birthday! So how old are you know?