Happy Birthday Qui-Gon! (JA)

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  1. Ginger_Jedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 4, 2001
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    Title: Happy Birthday Qui-Gon!

    Summary: Qui-Gon celebrates his birthday?Obi-Wan style.

    Time Frame: Obi is 13

    Spoilers: None!

    Archive: You want it you got it! If you haven?t asked me previously for my work, drop me a message at gingerninja85@yahoo.co.uk

    Disclaimer: All recognisable characters belong to George Lucas. Making no money, so NO LAW SUITS comprende?

    Authors Note: Well everyone this is my first attempt at humour so I hope ya?ll enjoy it! ^_^

    EeK! What TERRIBLE editing on my part! Sorry about that! Consider it all sorted?

    Thanks to Master Mush for giving me some of the ideas for this! *hugs* I?d say what ideas ya gave me but then I?d be spoiling the story!

    Dedicated, forever, to Dara, Laura, Jess, Tessa and Rachael (Mush)

    ***

    In front of me is the galaxy's loudest, most hyperactive and most bouncing-off-the-wall?s sugar high child.

    Right at this particular moment though Obi-Wan is fast asleep, tied to a chair surrounded by the chaos of our nearly trashed apartment.

    There is chocolate all around his mouth, fizzy drink stains all over his clothes and his hair has cake stuck in it. The small table beside the chair is littered with empty sweet wrappers, empty glasses and empty plates. Behind me the monitor is showing a programme about subatomic particles with the volume cranked up to the max. Despite all of that though Obi-Wan is an image of peace amidst the pandemonium that is our small home.

    I wish he were always this quiet.

    ***

    Let?s start from the beginning. Today is my birthday and somehow Obi-Wan found out (Mace?s brilliant idea I?m sure) and he decided I needed to celebrate in style. Sadly thirteen-year-old boys don?t exactly share my far more mature and grown up sense of ?style? so we spent most of today consuming all the sugary goods known to man while watching the latest holo-movies.

    By the evening Obi-Wan was so high on sugar he was insisting upon wrestling me to the ground. I, of course, wasn?t going to stand for that so I punished him accordingly.

    Perfect Padawan Punishment (PPP): tickle the little brat until he is begging for mercy.

    Unfortunately the kid was not to be so easily subdued and not only did he withstand the torture?uh I mean punishment?but he freed himself and disappeared into my room where I found him bouncing on my sleepcouch . Knowing there was little I could do due to the miserable failure of PPP, I resorted to the only option I had left: join him. After all it was my birthday and there?s nothing like recalling the good old days of your youth as you add yet another year to the clock.

    Did I say I had a mature sense of style?

    So we bounced on my sleepcouch for the remainder of the evening until night fell. The problem is my poor old sleepcouch wasn?t built to withstand the combined weight of a thirteen-year-old and a man of my size and it broke just as I was plummeting back to the ground. Obi-Wan managed to leap to safety and found my predicament (stuck in the mattress as the frame below snapped) quite hilarious and nearly laughed himself into a premature death.

    I pulled myself free of the wreckage and stood above the boy who was rolling on the floor laughing. Being the brilliant man I am, I picked him up and dragged him out of my room and dumped him in his own room. I waited for him to calm down enough to ask: ?So what are we doing in here??

    Words were not necessary and I simply pointed?

    ?at his sleepcouch.

    Letting out an exuberant ?Yahoo!?, Obi-Wan was on the sleepcouch and bouncing in an instant. Shoving him over, I too began to bounce again?

    ?until I cracked my head on his low ceiling. Suddenly being so tall had a downside.

    The boy?s limbs turned to jelly and Obi-Wan fell to his knees laughing so hard he began crying. When he managed to catch his breath he yelled ?You hit your head!? over and over before he collapsed into giggles again. Rubbing my skull, I shoved the boy off the bed and onto the floor. But his laughter was unstoppable
  2. TheSwedishJedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 15, 2001
    star 4
    LOL :D

    Haha! Great Ginger. Loved the whole thing. Kinda hard to see Qui jumping on his bed though. Funny to think about though. :D

    ~Swede :p
  3. Jedi_Laura_Kenobi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 23, 2001
    star 5
    [face_laugh] :p [face_laugh]

    "Did I say I had a mature sense of style?"

    "Oh I hate it when he?s like this. I wished there was a translator for a kid who was fluent in ?The Morning After?-the teenage dialect especially."

    [face_laugh] Great job! :p I can completely picture that whole thing going on... :p [face_laugh] You should do one from Obi's POV... ;) :D
  4. shanobi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 11, 2001
    star 4
    I LOVED IT :)

    Not many fics make me laugh out loud, or cover my mouth to stifle a giggle. That was great.

    You definately do passable humor :D

    Gonna do some more?
  5. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2001
    star 5
    Hee Hee Hee. The image of Qui & Obi jumping on the bed then having a food fight! ROFLOL :D
  6. Erin-Starlight Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 24, 2002
    star 1
    Thud! It caught me between the eyes. I just gave him my best ?I am not amused Padawan? look but it was spoiled when the cake oozed down my face and crumbled to the ground.

    Obi-Wan snorted and once again began laughing uproariously. He just pointed at me and fell to his knees helplessly as the giggles overcame him again.
    ___________________________________
    I LOVE THAT PART !!! This story is great, I love to see Qui-Gon relaxing. Not to mention getting caught up in Obi-Wans' hyperness. [face_laugh] Great story !!!
  7. KenobisGirl Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2001
    star 4
    Oh, that was so good! My boyfriend and I smeared cake in each others' hair at a birthday party once. My hair smelled sweet for a long time, even with repeated showers! I still try to kill him for that! ;) :D

    Excellent!!!!! :) I was laughing so hard!

    KG :cool:
  8. Ginger_Jedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 4, 2001
    star 6
    Thanks everyone! :D *hugs all round*

    Sorry for the terrible editing on that. I've sorted it out not.

    Brewing is *nearly* there. Give me a few days. :)
  9. Tahiri Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 9, 2001
    star 4
    ?Happy Birthday to you!
    I went to the zoo!
    I saw a fat Bantha!
    And I thought it was yooooooooooooooooou!?


    OH. MY. GOD. I burst out laughing out loud at that!!!!! Great job!!!!
  10. SilverWander Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 18, 2001
    star 4
    ?Y?know Master if someone wasn?t looking to closely from a distance I reckon they?d mistake you for a girl with a beard I really do??

    Loved that part

    and when he punched the air Saying YES!!!

    BEfore falling alseep
    Man ginger That is one of the funniest stories I HAVE EVER READ I loved it

    I wonder how funny change over will be when you get 2 it!!!
  11. Lil_Lisa Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2001
    star 4
    HI Ginger! :D Great fic, made me ROFLMAO!!! [face_laugh]

    Words were not necessary and I simply pointed¡K

    ¡Kat his sleepcouch.


    LOL! [face_laugh] Mature sense of style.... the SW universe could really use something like that!

  12. Jedisam Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 24, 2002
    star 2
    ?Happy Birthday to you!
    I went to the zoo!
    I saw a fat Bantha!
    And I thought it was yooooooooooooooooou!?

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    That was halarious, I couldn't stop laughing, you rock!
  13. Angel5000 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 6, 2001
    star 4
    Great story Ginger!! I loved it!!

    So glad you sent me the link!!
  14. JediClare Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 8, 2001
    star 4
    ROTFLMHAAO!!! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Trying to picture Qui-Gon jumping on the sleepcouch and hitting his head on the ceiling is just so [face_laugh]!

    = Clare =
  15. snowbee-wan kenobi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 28, 2000
    star 4
    ROFLOL!!!
    That was AWESOME Ginger!!!!
    Good job, that was so cute!
  16. Jedisam Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 24, 2002
    star 2
    Just to get this back to the top of the boards! :)
  17. Arwen-Jade_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 9, 2002
    star 5
    By the FORCE!!!!!

    ROFLOL!!!!
  18. Eusphyne Jedi Knight

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    Jan 31, 2002
    My friend advised my here.. I'm glad she did, that was absolutely HILARIOUS! Although I, too, picture with difficulty Qui-gon jumping on the bed.. Obi is SO CUTE! haha.. Excellent job!! Write some more!
  19. Lieutenant_Page Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 17, 2001
    star 4
    that was hillarious! I loved the part about the "girly hair" LOL
  20. SilverWander Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 18, 2001
    star 4
    This story deserves a kick up to the top so others can find it and read it! :)
  21. roguegirl Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 29, 2001
    star 4
    Maybe you should contribute that cute,funny story to JEDI APPRENTICE or DARK HORSE comics.It's too good to pass.And I'll get me a copy,for sure.Good Going,Ginger_Jedi.
  22. SilverWander Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 18, 2001
    star 4
    up with this!! Love it had to read it again!
  23. Master_Ari Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jun 30, 2002
    star 3
    I loved this fic. It had me stiffling laughter(family members don't like to be woken up early.) lol
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