Discussion in 'Southern Nevada, NV' started by Moka, Jan 21, 2004.
I will begin by giving you a virtual Birthday Spanking, so...
Cracks his whip and smiles evilly. "Time for your birthday beating boy!" Dont worry its all virtual.
Holy crud, Happy Birthday, ya big lug... um... soon to be a small lug.
Yes thank you, please smack me some more. I am now older than most people younger than me!
*SMIGGEDY SMACK!! SMACK!! SMACK!!*
:lays little diddy on my geetar:: Happy happy birthday, from all of us to you, we wish it was our birthday so we could party too! OLAY!.
::Big Birthday Spank::
How did the carousing go last night? Did you win big? Are financial burdens a thing of the past?
Do you still have to go to work? Or are you set for life?
whenÂ´s the little one due to make an appearance???
IÂ´m talking about the new baby of course....what name did yaÂ´ll decide on?
whoa, thats alot of beatings!
little one!!! hahaha!
how old are ya?
I'd say Virtual beatings are preferable to real ones.
I concur with you MoronDude.
virtual beatings? what ever happened to the good old days of beatings with a sack full of doorknobs on your birthday?
Thank you everyone. I'm 24 now which seems young to say it, but I have as much gray hair as my dad now. So I wound up $10 under after 2 hard nights of craps. Crap. Oh well. It was gift money so I didn't really lose anything. Padawan #2 is due March 18th, which was the due date of padawan #1. I have great timing apparently. Thank you everyone who contributed to my virtual beating, my virtual bruises won't heal for some time.
so it's still a "virtual" beating? You mean i got all those doorknobs together for nothing?
Hey if you want to give me a real beating that's A-OK with me, you just have to move back here to do it.
or, I can just drive up there, in the night, break in through your window and beat you in your sleep. Either way works. My way I don't have to find a new job.
Well if you do that try not to hit my wife, she would unleash a horde of whippings that will make you cry for your kitties.
None shall be spare in the great Gerson's Birthday Doorknob Massacre.
::grabs a sock and a bar of soap for everyone:: We'll do it like they do in the military :-D
I'll be the guy holding the sock in his mouth, so his screams will not wake up his wife and kid. It'll be cool.