So NV HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GERSONSITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will begin by giving you a virtual Birthday Spanking, so...


*SMACK!!!!*

 

Cracks his whip and smiles evilly. "Time for your birthday beating boy!" Dont worry its all virtual.

 

Holy crud, Happy Birthday, ya big lug... um... soon to be a small lug.

 

*SMACK!!SMACK!!*

 

Yes thank you, please smack me some more. I am now older than most people younger than me!

 

*SMIGGEDY SMACK!! SMACK!! SMACK!!*

 

Happy birthday!!!!

 

:lays little diddy on my geetar:: Happy happy birthday, from all of us to you, we wish it was our birthday so we could party too! OLAY!.


::Big Birthday Spank::

 

How did the carousing go last night? Did you win big? Are financial burdens a thing of the past?

 

Do you still have to go to work? Or are you set for life?

 

feliz cumpleaños


when´s the little one due to make an appearance???

I´m talking about the new baby of course....what name did ya´ll decide on?

 

whoa, thats alot of beatings!

happy b-day...

 

little one!!! hahaha!

 

Happy birthday!

how old are ya?

 

I'd say Virtual beatings are preferable to real ones.

 

I concur with you MoronDude.

 

virtual beatings? what ever happened to the good old days of beatings with a sack full of doorknobs on your birthday?

 

Thank you everyone. I'm 24 now which seems young to say it, but I have as much gray hair as my dad now. So I wound up $10 under after 2 hard nights of craps. Crap. Oh well. It was gift money so I didn't really lose anything. Padawan #2 is due March 18th, which was the due date of padawan #1. I have great timing apparently. Thank you everyone who contributed to my virtual beating, my virtual bruises won't heal for some time.

 

so it's still a "virtual" beating? You mean i got all those doorknobs together for nothing?

 

Hey if you want to give me a real beating that's A-OK with me, you just have to move back here to do it.

 

or, I can just drive up there, in the night, break in through your window and beat you in your sleep. Either way works. My way I don't have to find a new job.

 

Well if you do that try not to hit my wife, she would unleash a horde of whippings that will make you cry for your kitties.

 

None shall be spare in the great Gerson's Birthday Doorknob Massacre.

 

::grabs a sock and a bar of soap for everyone:: We'll do it like they do in the military :-D

 

I'll be the guy holding the sock in his mouth, so his screams will not wake up his wife and kid. It'll be cool.