Under this cold, heartless exterior lies a thin veneer of awkward charm which, in turn, masks several miles of peristaltic tubing.
We miss you! Or maybe miss is too strong a word. We notice you haven't been around much lately. Or maybe notice is too strong a word. We have a vague sense there's something different about the JC, but can't quite put our finger on it.
happy birthday kristie! i'm glad we have this thread because jabbadabs somehow really botched the other one.