Happy "Hump" Day

HHD, I think all work weeks should be 3 days

 

Whoo-hoo! I agree! One of my co-workers yesterday was saying that every weekend should be a three-day weekend, and we should be paid every week...

 

I do get paid every week, not so good The checks are so small, it's hard to pay one bill w/ it let alone 2 or 3
But I'm all for a shorter week, Wenchy in AZ was talking about it yesterday too.

 

Is it Friday yet?

 

The big thing I really miss from giving up contracting is the weekly paycheck, you get into a totally different rythm for when to pay stuff. Plus with smaller checks you actually end up a little better on how much is taken out in taxes.

B4T and I went to an interesting event last night, tell ya'll about it offline sometime.

 

Happy Hump day everybody, I wish it was Friday.

 

A little music for your "Hump" day:

Humpty Dance by Digital underground

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!

 

Thanks for the smile

 

Everybody, do the Humpty Hump...

 

It's "Hump Day".

 

It might be Hump Day, but I don't feel "Happy" yet.

It's more like "boring" Hump Day. I guess I could be happy that I don't have a hump!

There, I'm feeling happy now!

 

Once again we come around to the "hump" in the week. Happy Hump day everybody, I'm glad 1/2 of the work week is done for me

 

What if everbody just took wednesday off? Then there would be no Hump day.

 

Is it Wednesday already?

 

Well, I am jumping the gun a bit.....but I felt like it....so happy hump day......only 30 more minutes 'til it is official on the east coast!!

 

Close enuf for this past government employee.....FLOL!




Night all!

 

Wednesday, we're almost half way there.

 

I can't wait till I can go home. I have so much sewing to do & I didn't do any yesterday, to tired
Going to see if I can complete (or close to complete) my new costume tonight.

 

I still have to get started on my shirt

 

The middle of the weeks arrives again.....sounds like a few a these fine folks need the weekend.......hope it gets here quick!!

 

At this point, I'm looking forward to Sunday!!!

 

Happy HUMP day everybody :d I couldn't be gladder (is that a word?). I'm sick of this week already, to much going on at work & not enough sewing going on at home.

 

Hope everyone's week is going quickly.......

Happy middle of the week!

 

I woke up this morning thinking I'm so happy today is Thursday

Then I got to work & found out it was Wed

 

I'm glad it's not Thursday yet... Otherwise I would be SERIOUSLY behind schedule