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Happy Hump Day!

Discussion in 'Denver, CO' started by catz44, Apr 2, 2008.

  1. catz44

    catz44 Jedi Master star 4

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    Happy hump day everyone! The week is 1/2 over! :)
     
  2. SITH__CHICK

    SITH__CHICK Former RMFF CR star 7

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    Mar 25, 2002
    I was looking for this thread & wasn't sure if the thread notzies would mind if another one was started or not :p
     
  3. nnaydolem

    nnaydolem Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 8, 2002
    only two more days until BSG!!!!!
     
  4. catz44

    catz44 Jedi Master star 4

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    Jul 25, 2004
    Ooops! I didnt know this was a previous thread......and here i thought I was inventive....
     
  5. Reya

    Reya Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jan 28, 2007
    I managed to throw my back out somehow so I'm spending this Humpday flat on my back at home. This stinks! :mad:


     
  6. SITH__CHICK

    SITH__CHICK Former RMFF CR star 7

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    It depends on who you have in bed w/ you ????? hehehe
     
  7. Reya

    Reya Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jan 28, 2007
    [Looking under the covers for Brad Pitt or Matthew McConnohey]

    Darn it! There's no one here!!!

    Guess I'll have to pull out the DVDs.... [face_mischief]




     
  8. LadyoftheMandalore

    LadyoftheMandalore Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 28, 2007
    + waiting time for it to come out on DVD! [face_plain]

    (probably a good thing though, because I haven't seen season 3 yet)
     
  9. Zoom_Cthooga

    Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Master star 6

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    Jun 30, 2004
    [image=http://mastermediaworld.com/images/humpty_hump.jpg]
     
  10. Reya

    Reya Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jan 28, 2007
    What is that? Big birds redneck cousin? And why is he in the hump thread? o_O


     
  11. Obi_Wannabe

    Obi_Wannabe Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 17, 2002
    Never ask why ZOOM says or does anything online, just ignore it and move on with your life.

    It's his way.
     
  12. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    May 8, 2001
    c'mon and do the humpty hump!

    when did you people go high school?


    Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
    All right!
    Stop whatcha doin'
    'cause I'm about to ruin
    the image and the style that ya used to.
    I look funny
    but yo I'm makin' money see
    so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
    Now gather round
    I'm the new fool in town
    and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
    I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
    so just let me introduce myself
    My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
    Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
    And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
    I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
    and just like Humpty Dumpty
    you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
    I like to rhyme,
    I like my beats funky,
    I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
    I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
    but sometimes I get ridiculous
    I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
    hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
    Yeah, I called ya fat.
    Look at me, I'm skinny
    It never stopped me from gettin' busy
    I'm a freak
    I like the girls with the boom
    I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
    I'm crazy.
    Allow me to amaze thee.
    They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
    I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
    and I even got my own dance
    {Chorus:}
    The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
    Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
    Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
    Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
    Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
    Verse Two:
    People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
    that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
    Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
    but ya can't get near me
    I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
    all the girls they adore me
    Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
    'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
    My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
    Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
    I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
    both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
    I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
    I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
    I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
    I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
    Also told ya that I like to bite
    Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
    All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
    and now I'm gonna do my dance.
    {Chorus}
    Breakdown:
    Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
    Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
    Oh, yeah!
    Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
    let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
    It's real easy to do--check it out
    Verse Three:
    First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
    Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
    Crazy wack funky
    People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
    That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
    It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
    Anyone can play this game
    This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
    No two people will do it the same
    Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
    Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
    jig around, shakin' ya rump,
    and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
    tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
    {Chorus}
    Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
    White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
    Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
    Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
    Let's get stoopid!
    {Chorus}
    Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
    Outro:
    Once again, the Underground is in the house
    I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
    keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
    and to the ladies,
    peace and humptiness forever
    {Music and fade}
     
  13. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    May 8, 2001
    (nothing to see here)

    edit duplicate post
     
  14. Zoom_Cthooga

    Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Master star 6

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    It's Tupac, before he was Tupac! A.K.A. Humpty, performing the Humpty Hump, and it's perfectly relevant to this thread.
     
  15. Reya

    Reya Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Alright, I'll stop giving you grief about it...

    But I found myself actually wondering if you copied all the lyrics or typed all of that from your head.

     
  16. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    i copied them. if i had typed them there would be allot more misspelled words
     
  17. Zoom_Cthooga

    Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Master star 6

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    And if he could have recited them completely from memory, I would have kissed his toes, for he would be considered a holy man in some cultures.
     
  18. ArchaicRebel

    ArchaicRebel Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 11, 2004
    "Ghetto" is not a culture. It's a lack of it. And Compton and the LBC are not the center of the universe.
     
  19. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    May 8, 2001
    dont make me laugh at a white dude thats on about the cultural placement of "ghetto"
     
  20. Zoom_Cthooga

    Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Master star 6

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    Ah, but Digital Underground was part of the mainstream "hip hop" culture before Tupac took his aesthetic vow and became ghetto, thus making him millions of dollars.
     
  21. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    May 8, 2001
    can we get a side by side comparison of shock G and nigel?
     
  22. SITH__CHICK

    SITH__CHICK Former RMFF CR star 7

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    You think Nigel has an a.k.a?

    You know it's not Wed. right?
     
  23. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    May 8, 2001
    every day is hump day!

    Error: Only 1 humping post per minute is allowed.
     
  24. RubberDuckTape

    RubberDuckTape Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 27, 2003
    maybe this week has a really big hump. It lasts from wednesday through thursday. ;)
     
  25. darth_hair

    darth_hair Jedi Master star 5

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    May 8, 2001
    no comment