To start my day I decided to have a bit of Baliys Irish cream in me coffee. I just thro me old pee coat on and am on my way out to grab me self a new copy of the boondock saints and a 6 pack of me good old friend Sir Alec "Guinness" than going to cook me family (wit the over see of me Irish grandmother) a great pot of corn beef 'n' cabbage Thats hows I be spending me day today, the old Irish way How 'bout you? Cunnilingus? asked Paddy. I'll pass. It's true,you're a beautiful lass. But you'll not win my heart, you smelly ol' tart, till you learn to wipe your own (noun)!'