Niagara, ON HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY

I just wanted to say happy st patrick's day to everyone. I don't know who celebrates it (cuz I've just been in the British boards and all the people over there who aren't irish are b*tching about today. lol).
Ok, that's all!

 

Hey everyone...I know St. Paddy's Day is officially over....but since I'm 1/4 Irish (the left lower quarter, I think), I want to share the Irish song with you that I heard on 97.7 HTZFM yesterday....you ready???

Blinded by Turds

There was an old lady who lived on Lick Street
Her passage was blocked up from too much to eat
She took stomach pills without reading the box
Before she could strip, turds were flying like rocks.

(Chorus Below)

Toorala, tooralay
A rolling stone gathers no moss, so they say
Sing along, with the birds
It's a wonderful song but it's all about turds.

She ran to the window, stuck out her a$$
Just at that moment a cowhand did pass
He heard the strange noise, so he gazed up on high
A mighty big turd hit him right in the eye.

(Chorus)

Oh he ran to the east and the west
When a further consignment arrived on his chest
He fled to the north and he fled to the south
When a bloody big turd hit him right in the mouth.

(Chorus)

The next time you walk over Flatriver Bridge
Look out for a cowhand asleep on the ridge
His chest bears a placard, whereon are these words:
"Be kind to a cowboy who's blinded by turds."

(Chorus)

OK....that's enough......L L!!!

 

that's a gross song!

 

Gee thanks, didn't catch it yesterday probably would've been to drunk to stare at a comp screen but thatnks for the st. Paddy's salutation, Erin go braugh.

Slan leat.