Niagara, ON HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY

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  1. Jedi_Padawan_Padme Jedi Master

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    I just wanted to say happy st patrick's day to everyone. I don't know who celebrates it (cuz I've just been in the British boards and all the people over there who aren't irish are b*tching about today. lol).
    Ok, that's all!
  2. dreamweaver_YJN Jedi Master

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    Hey everyone...I know St. Paddy's Day is officially over....but since I'm 1/4 Irish (the left lower quarter, I think), I want to share the Irish song with you that I heard on 97.7 HTZFM yesterday....you ready???

    Blinded by Turds

    There was an old lady who lived on Lick Street
    Her passage was blocked up from too much to eat
    She took stomach pills without reading the box
    Before she could strip, turds were flying like rocks.

    (Chorus Below)

    Toorala, tooralay
    A rolling stone gathers no moss, so they say
    Sing along, with the birds
    It's a wonderful song but it's all about turds.

    She ran to the window, stuck out her a$$
    Just at that moment a cowhand did pass
    He heard the strange noise, so he gazed up on high
    A mighty big turd hit him right in the eye.

    (Chorus)

    Oh he ran to the east and the west
    When a further consignment arrived on his chest
    He fled to the north and he fled to the south
    When a bloody big turd hit him right in the mouth.

    (Chorus)

    The next time you walk over Flatriver Bridge
    Look out for a cowhand asleep on the ridge
    His chest bears a placard, whereon are these words:
    "Be kind to a cowboy who's blinded by turds."

    (Chorus)

    OK....that's enough......L 8-} L!!!
  3. Jedi_Padawan_Padme Jedi Master

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  4. Duker_Duck Jedi Master

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    Gee thanks, didn't catch it yesterday probably would've been to drunk to stare at a comp screen but thatnks for the st. Paddy's salutation, Erin go braugh.

    Slan leat.
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