Where did that picture of a potato on top of a stick figure body come from anyway? What is it supposed to mean?
Back in 1878 the US government, in an attempt to legitimize the Hayes election, began a process of selective breeding designed to bring about the Kwisatz Haderach, a super being. But what they didn't realize was that Benjamin Harrison, acting in conjunction with the Illuminati and the extradimensional Freemasons of Alsache-4, was conspiring to create a super being of his very own, codename: Flibbertygibbits. This would result in a massive shadow war culminating in this.
Cool! Congratulations! Did you get married today because it was Valentine's Day or did that just happen?
Have you considered putting right so many of the wrongs in YouTube comments? You would be invaluable there.
Just happened. We went to our chosen venue and said we wanted a Sunday in February. They said "We have the 7th, 14th and 28th". We laughed and said, "Right, we'll take the 14th then".
^ Not cool. In commemoration of Valentine's Day: Also, might I recommend to the struggling romantics out there, The Art of Seduction, by Christoph Waltz.
