ST Harrison Ford ( The Conspiracy Theory)

I seen new pics of Harrison Ford lately and I must say he's looking great! Maybe too great as in younger. So here it is ( The Conspiracy theory). Perhaps Ford was looking to old on camera and he decided to fix the problem. Maybe Harrison Ford never broke his leg at all. Perhaps that was just a story created to allow him to get some work done as in (plastic Surgery). Think About it, what better way to get this done with out anyone knowing. The leg story would allow him to get the surgery without anyone knowing and afterwards all the focus would be on his leg not his face. All the media would be trying to get shots of his leg not his swollen face. Remember the first pics we saw of him in a cast. It was a pretty damn quick recovery considering how bad the "supposed injury" was to his ankle. Additionally he was walking without crutches at that. Maybe he never hurt his ankle at all. Maybe it was all a cover up of the real surgery to his mug. Anyway there you have it. Food for thought anyway.

 

The Tauntaun was Han.

 

This forum has become a pretty unpleasant place of late with lots of petty squabbles, pompous posturing by fanboys, narcissism and good posters deserting the forum. Now this...

I really, really hope this is a joke (albeit a very bad one).

 

I don't like saying it, but all the things you listed are probably going to get worse the closer we get to release regardless of what information is or isn't leaked.

 

It is what ever you want it to be... even an avenue for your much needed catharsis!

 

I think i just lost brain cells reading this thread

 

Dear Gods...

 

Oh God please let us get some new news on ep7 soon. Because this...

 

Maybe Carrie sent him to her alleged plastic surgeon? I hear he's not very good.

(I'm referencing an appearance Carrie made on Craig Ferguson, where she was mocking people on the internet who not only 'confirmed' she had a face lift, she was pissed that procedure apparently wasn't very good.)

 

This and the Santa Claus chat, all in the same day.

Evil is afoot.

Or is evil a foot?

All that we can be sure of is that the Crow stalks at Midnight.

Sometimes.

But NEVER at Midnight.

Unless it does.

We may never know.









Or do we?










I shall ponder this on my porcelain thinking chair.

 

I don't know man, you might just be drunk.

 

oh for .....

 

WAKE UP SHEEPLEZ, HARRISON FORD WAS AN INSIDE NOSE JOB

 

I was about to mention this same idea! - Said nobody, ever.

 

Harrison Ford is a member of the Illuminati?!?!?!

oh...not THAT conspiracy theory?

 

So he had to fake his injury to attend a meeting where discussions where made on how to alter the plot of Episode VII to facilitate their world domination? I knew it!