Story [Harry Potter] Survey Time- HUMOR!

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  1. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    Great answers. I wonder what Sirius is going to say. [face_laugh]
  2. Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus

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    What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Howl at the moon


    [face_laugh] That was great! I needed some humor today, too :)

  3. TheremoreGuard Jedi Padawan

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    Rofl. This is absolutely hilarious.

    didn't know harry wished he was the opposite sex ;)

    keep up the good work
  4. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    I love this!! =D=

    Can't wait to see what Sirus has to say.=D= [:D]
  5. Idrelle_Miocovani Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Remus' answers were priceless!
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    Are you ticklish?: Not telling...Sirius would attack me if he knew.


    [face_laugh] I love this one best so far :D
  7. Obi-Gon_Skywalker Jedi Grand Master

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    Leave Wolfy out of this!

    [face_laugh]

    Add me to the PM list please! :D
  8. Darth_Leia_6669 Jedi Master

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    Loved the answers, though I don't understand why Sirius would be the answer to so many! [face_laugh] Howling at the moon may not be considered to be singing by many, but it works, considering the source. Awesome, and I can't wait to see what Sirius has to say!

    --later--
    6669 [face_devil]
  9. LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    JEDIGUNSHIP: Great answers. I wonder what Sirius is going to say.

    Thank you, you will find out soon.

    Rogue...Jedi: That was great! I needed some humor today, too

    Thank you, I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

    TheremoreGuard: Rofl. This is absolutely hilarious.

    Thank you so much!

    didn't know harry wished he was the opposite sex

    Yeah...[face_laugh]

    keep up the good work

    Thank you!

    Jag4Me: I love this!!

    Thank you!

    Can't wait to see what Sirus has to say.

    It's coming soon.

    Idrelle_Miocovani: Remus' answers were priceless!

    I'm so glad you think so.:)

    NYCitygurl: I love this one best so far

    Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.

    Obi-Gon_Skywalker: Add me to the PM list please!

    I would be happy to!

    Darth_Leia_6669: Loved the answers, though I don't understand why Sirius would be the answer to so many! laugh Howling at the moon may not be considered to be singing by many, but it works, considering the source. Awesome, and I can't wait to see what Sirius has to say!

    Thank you! I think Sirius makes quite the impact on poor Remus. And his answers are coming soon!
  10. LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Title: Survey Time
    Author: LilyHobbitJedi
    Timeframe: After GOF
    Characters: Pretty much the entire HP crew at some point.
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: Have you ever taken one of those annoying surveys on the web? What will happen when the Harry Potter gang fills out one?
    AN: Alrighties, here's the next installment, I hope you like it!
    Disclaimer: I don?t own HP characters, or this survey. I?m just playing with them for awhile.

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    Survey Time

    Chapter 5: Sirius Black


    "My turn?" Sirius Black asked his friend Remus Lupin curiously.

    "Yes," said Lupin handing Sirius the survey. "Happy writing."

    Sirius, being the wanted criminal he was had nothing better to do, so he started filling it out.

    SURVEY

    Are you left handed or right handed?: I'm uh..I forgot the word that means you can use both hands.

    Are you smart?: McGonagall did call me exceptionally bright once...But afterwards she gave me detention.

    What's your middle name?: Orion, after my Muggle-born hating dad.

    How many personalities do you have?: I have so many different assumed personalities. Most think of me as a mass murderer, and a select few know me to be innocent. Can I accurately judge?

    How many piercings do you have?: No piercings...Though in fifth year James did try to give me one...Needless to say, it failed dismally.

    Tattoos?: I don't want a tattoo, because then I might get caught by the Ministry sooner. Though James and I were in the tattoo parlor waiting...until Lily showed up and hexed us badly. Thank goodness her main target was James!

    Can you do a cartwheel?: Yes

    Do you have bangs?: Sure do.

    Do you have contact lenses?:I have 20/20 vision! Though I am colorblind when I am a dog.

    Can you drive?: Yes!

    What do you drive?: I used to drive my perfect motorcycle all the time?But then I was put in Azkaban. Where did my motorcycle go anyways Hagrid?

    Do you snore?: Not as loudly as Moony!

    Do you drool in your sleep?: Sure

    Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: I don't know or really care.

    What languages do you know?: Umm...English?

    What's the best awards show?: What is an award show? I must copy Remus on this one.

    Do you like onions?: Its FOOD!

    Do you like cotton candy?: Cotton candy is also FOOD!

    What instruments can you play?: None

    What words do you overuse?: Not sure

    What do you sleep in?: It varies, but most of the time I sleep in a bed.

    What's your bedtime?: I'm not some little kid who needs a bedtime!

    How many pillows do you have?: Who cares how many pillows I have?

    Do you like to dance?: Once upon a time I did.

    Do you like to sing?: NO!

    Are you any good at it?: NO!

    How many cds do you have?: I'm with Moony on this one. HUH?

    How many times have you moved houses?: Let's see, I lived at 12 Grimmauld Place for 15 years, then I lived at the Potter's Manor, after that it was my own flat, then Azkaban (which I don't count!) after that it was in caves and such, and finally back to Number 12 Grimmauld Place.

    Do you like where you live?: Let's see there's a pain in the rear house- elf, my mother's annoying portrait, and the house looks like something Voldemort would enjoy.WHAT DO YOU THINK?

    Do you like to finger-paint?: Um...sometimes?

    Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: NO! I grew out of them after James...You don't want to know!

    Do you sleep with socks on?: If my feet are cold.

    Are you ticklish?: Nope, but now I must torture Moony to find out where he's ticklish. A good old Rictesempra will do the trick!

    Are you shy?: HA! That will be the day! Sirius Black shy?

    Do you talk to yourself?: None of your business.

    Are you a morning person?: Never!

    What's your favorite outfit?: Who cares?

    Do you believe in ghosts?: No I don't believe in ghosts?And Nearly Headless Nick is ONLY a figment of my imagination.

    Do you believe in bigfoot?: Of course I do?
  11. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh] These could have been my answers too.=D=
  12. Obi-Gon_Skywalker Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh] Sirius was hilarious!

    Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: NO! I grew out of them after James...You don't want to know!

    ...Yes I do! :p
  13. Idrelle_Miocovani Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh]

    Oh, that was so Sirius...

    Great stuff, Lily!
  14. Darth_Leia_6669 Jedi Master

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    Thanks for bringing a smile to my face! I loved Sirius's answers, they sounded totally true to character! My favorite was when he said he was going to join Moony howling at the moon!

    I wonder who is next? [face_thinking]

    --later--
    6669 [face_devil]
  15. Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus

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    Do you believe in ghosts?: No I don't believe in ghosts?And Nearly Headless Nick is ONLY a figment of my imagination.

    [face_laugh] I wonder what the good Sir Nicholas has to say about that...

    Great job, as usual!
  16. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    I think that Do You Like Onions? It's FOOD! is one of the best answers. [face_laugh]
  17. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Tattoos?: I don't want a tattoo, because then I might get caught by the Ministry sooner. Though James and I were in the tattoo parlor waiting...until Lily showed up and hexed us badly. Thank goodness her main target was James!


    This one is great. So many ideas for spin-offs involving those stories . . . :D
  18. LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Jag4Me: These could have been my answers too.

    For me too. :)

    Obi-Gon_Skywalker: Sirius was hilarious!

    I'm glad you liked it.

    ...Yes I do!

    He's not telling. :p

    Idrelle_Miocovani: Oh, that was so Sirius...

    I'm glad you think so. :)

    Great stuff, Lily!

    Thank you!

    Darth_Leia_6669: Thanks for bringing a smile to my face! I loved Sirius's answers, they sounded totally true to character! My favorite was when he said he was going to join Moony howling at the moon!

    I'm glad you think this is in character, thank you!

    I wonder who is next?

    You will find out soon.

    Rogue...Jedi: I wonder what the good Sir Nicholas has to say about that...

    Yeah...[face_laugh]

    Great job, as usual!

    Thank you!

    JEDIGUNSHIP: I think that Do You Like Onions? It's FOOD! is one of the best answers.

    I'm glad you think so, thanks!

    NYCitygurl: This one is great. So many ideas for spin-offs involving those stories . . .

    Absolutely. I'm glad you enjoyed this.:D
  19. LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Title: Survey Time
    Author: LilyHobbitJedi
    Timeframe: After GOF
    Characters: Pretty much the entire HP crew at some point.
    Genre: Humor
    Summary: Have you ever taken one of those annoying surveys on the web? What will happen when the Harry Potter gang fills out one?
    AN: Alrighties, here's the next installment, I hope you like it!
    Disclaimer: I don?t own HP characters, or this survey. I?m just playing with them for awhile.

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    Survey Time

    Chapter 6: Albus Dumbledore

    Albus Dumbledore was amused, more amused than usual, which was very odd for the easily amused headmaster. The main reason for his amusement was due to a very interesting owl sent to him by his former student Sirius Black. In it there was a survey which Dumbledore thought was an ingenious idea to raise everyone?s morale...Especially this year. Picking up his quill and with a twinkle in his eye, the wizened wizard began to fill it out.

    SURVEY

    Are you left handed or right handed?: Sirius, the word is ambidextrous, and so am I.

    Are you smart?: I have been called a very wise old bat, egg head, loony. I'll let you be the judge of that.

    What's your middle name?: Names in my case. Percival Wulfric Brian

    How many personalities do you have?: I am the way that I am.

    How many piercings do you have?: If Minerva saw me with a piercing I believe she would have a cardiac arrest.

    Tattoos?: The same applies here, though I do have a very fascinating scar on my knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.

    Can you do a cartwheel?: One hundred and thirty years ago I could.

    Do you have bangs?: Yes

    Do you have contact lenses?:No, I'm rather particular to half moon spectacles.

    Can you drive?: Depends on what I intend to drive.

    What do you drive?: Do you really want to know?

    Do you snore?: When I was a student my roommates told me I did so I assume I still do.

    Do you drool in your sleep?: I don't believe so.

    Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: I prefer using a Hogwarts wax seal.

    What languages do you know?: English, Mermish, Gobbledegook, German, French, Spanish, and Danish.

    What's the best awards show?: I'm not particular to Muggle television, but that Nobel Prize sounds quite interesting. I'm not sure if they make a show out of it or not.

    Do you like onions?: Yes I do and Hogwarts house-elves prepare them in so many scrumptious ways.

    Do you like cotton candy?: Another wonderful Muggle treat. I do enjoy it rather well, but not as much as lemon drops.

    What instruments can you play?: Its been years since I've played but I used to be able to play the accordion quite well in my youth.

    What words do you overuse?: I'm sure quite a few, but I'm sure which ones. More food for thought.

    What do you sleep in?: A very comfortable king sized bed.

    What's your bedtime?: It varies greatly.

    How many pillows do you have?: 12

    Do you like to dance?: Of course, it is a rather enjoyable pastime.

    Do you like to sing?: When it strikes my fancy.

    Are you any good at it?: I will admit Fawkes? songs are better than my own.

    How many cds do you have?: Oh yes another Muggle item, one which I am afraid I do not posses.

    How many times have you moved houses?: 22 times precisely.

    Do you like where you live?: I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I'm sure Hogwarts feels like my home the same as it does for Mr. Potter.

    Do you like to finger-paint?: Ah art, another great thing that soothes the soul. I have painted...Just not with my fingers.

    Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: I don't want to comment on this question.

    Do you sleep with socks on?: Yes I do.

    Are you ticklish?: Another question I feel it would be best if I didn't answer. For my own safety of course.

    Are you shy?: That is something I?ve never been called.

    Do you talk to yourself?: At times.

    Are you a morning person?: Yes I
  20. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    =D=
    [face_laugh] Well done!! I can't wait to see what Snape has to say.

  21. Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus

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    Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: I don't want to comment on this question.

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Hmmm...

    Also, there are quite a number of possible spin-offs from those answers.

    Definitely looking forward to Snape's answers, though I must say, his thoughts on previous answers *coughHarry'sespeciallycough* would be hilarious as well.
  22. Tatooine_Ghost Jedi Master

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    Wow. Loved it. could you please add me to the pm list.
  23. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    This was great! I love his answers. I think you captured him well :)
  24. Darth_Leia_6669 Jedi Master

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    Disney was a squib? Just imagine if he had been a wizard, though disney is supposed to be magical enough in any case! [face_laugh]

    Loved Dumbledore's answers, and the protections he added to it were very much him. Well done!

    Now Snape, gotta say, I'm looking forward to his answers, and thoughts on the others!

    --later--
    6669 [face_devil]
  25. LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Jag4Me: Well done!! I can't wait to see what Snape has to say.

    Thank you! Snape's responses are on the way.

    Rogue...Jedi: Hmmm...

    Also, there are quite a number of possible spin-offs from those answers.


    Yes, there sure is.

    Definitely looking forward to Snape's answers, though I must say, his thoughts on previous answers *coughHarry'sespeciallycough* would be hilarious as well.

    Thats if he reads them, but Snape is definitely goin to be grumpy when filling out the survey.

    Tatooine_Ghost: Wow. Loved it. could you please add me to the pm list.

    Thank you, and I would be happy to add you to the list.

    NYCitygurl: This was great! I love his answers. I think you captured him well

    Thank you, I'm so glad you liked Dumbledore's answers.

    Darth_Leia_6669: Disney was a squib? Just imagine if he had been a wizard, though disney is supposed to be magical enough in any case!

    Yeah, I thought it would be interesting to make Disney a squib. :)

    Loved Dumbledore's answers, and the protections he added to it were very much him. Well done!

    I'm glad you think so.

    Now Snape, gotta say, I'm looking forward to his answers, and thoughts on the others!

    His answers are coming soon.
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