Story [Harry Potter] "Uses For Weasley Wizarding Wheezes, #26" (humour, one-shot)

Title: Uses For Weasley Wizarding Wheezes, #26
Author: Dana
Rating: G
Genre: humour
Summary: Someone pulls a prank on a certain dark lord.
Author's Notes: . . . I don't know where this came from, and I don't want to.


"LUCIUS!"

He flinched at the scream, but steeled himself and went to see what the Dark Lord wanted.

He came to an abrupt halt in the doorway, grey eyes wide, at the sight before him. The Dark Lord was sitting on the floor, in a puddle of robes.

"Lucius, do something!" Voldemort barked.

"Yes, Master," he murmured quickly, and went to help Voldemort up.

They stood there for a long moment, in utter silence, while Voldemort contemplated the edge of the table, which was about level with his eyes.

Finally, the Dark Lord stamped his feet and squeaked, "Who laced my firewhisky with a de-aging potion?!"

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Dana

 

What Skiara said.

 

Picturing a cute, kiddy like Voldemort was priceless.

 

Short but amazing

 

ROFL. Okay, that's a perfect use for that.

 

Heh, thanks, guys.

Kind of scary, too!

Thank you!

I thought you'd read this one already?


Dana

 

If I have, I don't think I responded to it.

 

Can't laugh..reading at the library..can't help it..

Somehow, I think draco may have been in on that one!

--later--

6669

 

Brilliant. Much too brilliant.