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Story [Harry Potter] "Uses For Weasley Wizarding Wheezes, #26" (humour, one-shot)

Discussion in 'Non Star Wars Fan Fiction' started by Dantana Skywalker, Jul 25, 2008.

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  1. Dantana Skywalker

    Dantana Skywalker Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Title: Uses For Weasley Wizarding Wheezes, #26
    Author: Dana
    Rating: G
    Genre: humour
    Summary: Someone pulls a prank on a certain dark lord.
    Author's Notes: . . . I don't know where this came from, and I don't want to. :p


    "LUCIUS!"

    He flinched at the scream, but steeled himself and went to see what the Dark Lord wanted.

    He came to an abrupt halt in the doorway, grey eyes wide, at the sight before him. The Dark Lord was sitting on the floor, in a puddle of robes.

    "Lucius, do something!" Voldemort barked.

    "Yes, Master," he murmured quickly, and went to help Voldemort up.

    They stood there for a long moment, in utter silence, while Voldemort contemplated the edge of the table, which was about level with his eyes.

    Finally, the Dark Lord stamped his feet and squeaked, "Who laced my firewhisky with a de-aging potion?!"



    Dana>
     
  2. Skiara

    Skiara ~• Manager WNU •~ ~• RSA FFC •~ star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    [face_laugh] Nice. :D

    A good one right before signing off and to go to sleep with a smile. ;)
     
  3. Onoto

    Onoto Jedi Knight star 5

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    What Skiara said.
     
  4. Ceillean

    Ceillean Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    [face_laugh][face_laugh]
    Picturing a cute, kiddy like Voldemort was priceless.
     
  5. NYCitygurl

    NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [face_laugh] Short but amazing :D
     
  6. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    ROFL. Okay, that's a perfect use for that.
     
  7. Dantana Skywalker

    Dantana Skywalker Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Heh, thanks, guys. :D


    Kind of scary, too!


    Thank you!


    I thought you'd read this one already?


    Dana
     
  8. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Mar 26, 2001
    If I have, I don't think I responded to it.
     
  9. Darth_Leia_6669

    Darth_Leia_6669 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Can't laugh..reading at the library..can't help it..[face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Somehow, I think draco may have been in on that one! [face_laugh]

    --later--

    6669 [face_devil]
     
  10. Idrelle_Miocovani

    Idrelle_Miocovani Jedi Master star 6

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Brilliant. Much too brilliant. :p
     
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