Have a laugh - what your name / nick really means

Stick your name or nick into this site and it'll generate what it really means.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

Martyn is like a normal sandwich-toaster, but it may have harmful side effects.

MRA is a web page that self-replicates and encrypts all of its data.


I have tried the same thing twice and it still comes up with the same answer. Try it

 

LMAO

Ramble Bob
Ramble Bob is a skateboard that emits dangerous radiation! It can move faster than the speed of light and quacks like a duck.

I like that!

 

Don't worry, I'm not gonna become a posting regular in here

Charis is a DVD player that sounds better than it looks, remembers all of its past actions and has velcro pads on the side.

 

Don't worry, I'm not gonna become a posting regular in here

Why ya say this, Charis? You can post where ever ya like and as much as ya like. Arent we all supposed to be friends here at FFUK or at least try to get along?

 

Dark_Queen
Dark_Queen is a sticky label that's completely reversible and looks better than it sounds.

Dark_Elf_Queen
Dark_Elf_Queen is a shopping bag that can be controlled by willpower alone! It bounces.

Filthy Goth Chick
Filthy Goth Chick is a penknife! It communicates with other copies of itself!

DAMN that's far too true... it's unbelievable


Sinister_Sith
Sinister_Sith is a lightbulb that's twenty feet tall! It emits heat and is different every time you use it.

LMFAO considering my hair changes colour almost weekly...

 

Yeah, we do get along TK and can post where we like, but I made a promise to someone and that's why I posted that

 

LMAO @ Ebeneezer.

Eeza goode, eeza goode, Oooh-woooh, its Ebeneezer Goode.

Aaron is like a normal baseball cap, but it explodes when dropped.

Az-Azzameen is a lunchbox that follows you around and can communicate with your hi-fi.

Ebeneezer, incidentally, is a baseball cap that kills all known germs dead! It costs less than £20.

T_K_Four_Twne is a razor that can be assembled from common household parts!

Allegedly.

 

Can anyone do mine for me, stupid bloody Websense at work has blocked it as tasteless!

 

Yoshi is a teddybear that's designed by Terence Conran, has a built-in motion sensor and floats in water.

Yoshi-Toshi is a stereo system that hovers three feet from the ground! It has a leopardskin print and is solar-powered.

Yoshi_Clause is a mattress that has a built-in alarm clock! It swears and scares dogs.

Joachim is a shoelace! It mimics the movements of a lizard!

EDIT: affectionate_monkey is an alcoholic drink that's ideal for the kitchen! It picks up Radio Four.

 

Mayhem is a fridge magnet that catalogues its contents! It contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica and flies like a rocket.

//sounds about right I think

 

affectionate_monkey is an alcoholic drink that's ideal for the kitchen! It picks up Radio Four

Can't argue with that.

 

toochilled is a super stud who all ladies love.

 

Nice try...

 

Yoshi_Clause is a mattress that has a built-in alarm clock! It swears and scares dogs.

ROTFLMFAO

You swear and scare dogs anyhow

LOL @ TC... not in this life buddy

 

moylesy is a human clone! It shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger!


Funny, I knew that already.

BTW; toochilled is a button-badge! It can play Mornington Crescent!

 

I'm tight... and also watch every penny and rarely spend!

 

lmao...

sebulba-x is a shower head that's biodegradable! It craves attention.

 

chet is a briefcase that uses the Amazon API! It blocks UV light and anticipates your every move.

OAC is a newly-discovered breed of fish that dispenses tea or coffee! It holds up to twenty cigarettes and sweeps away dust.

 

In that case I'll have a cup of tea and a Marlboro light please .

 

LOL.

IamJacksMonkey is a speaker system that connects to the web and connects to the web.


Huh???????

 

Stuart:
Stuart is a toothbrush that repairs itself! It is ideal for the kitchen and always points to magnetic north.

Stoozer:
Stoozer is like a normal golf club, but it never gets tired.