Have some fun: SW quotes and... the mods!

Yes, that's right. Post your favourite Sw quote but... make it so it is "mods". If you've seen the pants thread in the OT section, then you know what to do

Examples:

"I had a dream I was a mod. I came back here a freed all the slaves."

"Only a fully trained mod, with the force as his ally, will conquer Vader, and his Emperor."

"Only Imperial Mods are so precise!"

"But why would Imperial Troops wanna slaughter mods?"

"Mods? Here? I must warn the others, oh no! I've been shot!"

Give us some more!

 

"I want to learn the ways of the ban button and become a moderator like my father"

 

"I believe the Mods are behind it..."

 

What an incredible Mod you've discoved!

Jabba, you're a wonderful Mod.

These blast points are to accurate for trolls, only mods are so precise.

Oh no! A Mod!

 

"Who banned you? Tell us...Tell us now!"

"It was a Mod called..."

"And so, they've finally made you a Mod. Your patience has paid off."

 

I'm just a simple Mod trying to make his way in the universe.

 

You're going to pay for all the mods that you killed today Dooku.

 

Dooku: I have become more powerful than any mod...even you..



Mmmm...beer.

 

You refer to the prophecy about the one that will bring balance to the boards, you believe it's this mod?

 

Wedge, I've lost my Mod, you'll have to take this shot!

 

""There's no mystical Mod Squad that controls my destiny.""

 

"Mods! I can't abide those filthy creatures!"

(Kidding!)

 

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to ban a user is insignificant next to the power of colors. "

 

"That's because mods don't pull your arms out of their sockets!"

 

But what mod would have the courage to ban me? -- Palpatine, AOTC

 

"Have you ever encountered a moderator before, sir?"


"As you can see, my mod authority is far beyond yours. Now, back down."


"If you only knew the power of banning..."

 

If I may say so, your Highness, the mods have little real power. They are mired by baseless accusations of bribery and corruption. The AC is running the Republic now.

 

Powerful you have become newbiee, a mod I sence in you.

Mod your farther is.

All Mods to sector 417.

We..we think the mods might be splitting up they might be on levels 6 and 7 now.

 

"Why you half-witted scruffy-lookin' Mod!"

"You tell that slmiy piece of worm-ridden Mod, he'll get no such pleasure from us!"

"Until caught, this Mod is, our judgement she must respect."

 

That's no VIP... It's a moderator.

 

Then we went into aggressive negotiations.
Aggressive negotiations? What's that?
Negotiations with a ban button.

I banned them. They're gone. Every single one of them. And not just the trolls. But the flamers and the spammers too.

Some day I will be the most powerful moderator ever. I will even learn to stop people from spamming.

This turn of event is unfortunate. Begin landing your socks.
And the mods?
Theforce.net should never have brought them into this. Ban them immediately.

If I am elected I promise I will put an end to spamming.

Mods? We don't need that scum.

 

I grow tired of asking this. So it'll be the last time. Where is the private message board?

 

"Blast! This is why I hate mods!"
j/k

 

I banned them. They're gone. Every single one of them. And not just the trolls. But the flamers and the spammers too.

LMAO!!


"The chair recognizes the honorable moderators from Star Wars Miscellaneous."

 

"Your ban button will not work on me, boy."