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JCC have you ever been caught in the middle of a military "coo"?

Discussion in 'Community' started by AAAAAH, Nov 19, 2012.

  1. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    i have! been caught in the middle of a military "coo".

    what about you? have you?
     
  2. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    There was this Sargent that kept getting fresh with me over and over.
     
  3. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    My baby nephew ain't got time to poop.
     
  4. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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  5. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    where was your "coo", enders?
     
  6. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Yeah, I was stuck in a military coo once. Oh, sure, at first it seemed like a good idea, but then the pidgeons started pooping. And then they just kept on pooping. Soon, you couldn't see for three feet the scenery was so covered in poop. And the poop kept coming.

    I lost my best friend in that squab ****storm. And for what? A temporary revocation of the right to bear arms? I never had bear arms - I'm not an ursine.
     
  7. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    ok so these pidgins you speak of, what military were they a part of? could you understand them when they talked?
     
  8. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Carrier pigeons most likely. Vicious aim. Taste pretty good.
     
  9. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Well, the ringleader was Croix de Guerre, so I presume they were French. As for the language, all I could gather was that they were big Simon and Garfunkel fans. They kept singing a lyric from Mrs. Robinson.
     
  10. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Is this some kind of euphemism for vagina?
     
  11. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I once was in a military coo
    Led mostly by doves, but pigeons too
    Big ones, little ones, fat and thin
    Flying high, flying low, they were bound to win

    Though the fight was brief, the battle scary
    We would not have prevailed without the help of the canary
    It's piercing screech made the cooing stop
    And one by one, the doves heads did pop

    When the pigeons saw this, they flew away
    Never to be seen again...

    ...until today.
     
  12. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    you are a brilliant man, ramzies! now would you say that ringleader was a forager?
     
  13. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    He was certainly keen on pecking around for any shreds of support he could find.
     
  14. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    ah i see! he took those shreds and organized them into a braided chord!
     
  15. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    As a perv, I would have to say no. I think?
     
  16. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Belgian Congo, 1964-65. I was part of a CIA affiliated team tasked with installing Mobutu as President of the Republic du Congo. All hell broke loose. I must have killed seven, maybe 8 men that day.

    You never really forget days like that, Crem.
     
  17. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    With your bare hands, I hope? Otherwise they don't count.
     
  18. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    mine was in thailand. there was the coo that happened in feb. 1991, which was quick and bloodless. that military gubmint lasted for about another year and then there was revolt in the streets because the people lusted for democracy. that was what i was briefly caught up in, so i guess it wasn't the actual coo it was the reaction to the coo. anyway school had been let out and i was supposed to go straight home because it was dangerous and stuff but i hung around because i did not believe in the danger. i was hanging right around soi 15 off sukhumvit (my school was a little ways down the soi) and all of a sudden it started to get crazy. i didn't even realize how it started up all of a sudden there was gunfire and people getting shot. i saw one of the teachers from the elementary school run out of the grocery store across the street with bags in hand trying to get away. he was hit in the back and died shortly thereafter. i just ran the **** away from there as fast as i could, totally numb.
     
  19. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Wait, is this another euphemism for vagina? Guys, I'm confused again!
     
  20. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    no. in democracy, as in life, the penis mightier.
     
  21. thesevegetables

    thesevegetables Jedi Knight star 4

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    Must deal a coup de grĂ¢ce to this thread right now.
     
  22. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Of course bare hands! How else do you maintain a hard


    determined focus?
     
  23. thesevegetables

    thesevegetables Jedi Knight star 4

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    ABANDON THREAD
     
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  24. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Yeah, I'm not even going to touc...uh..bother with that. You pervs are trying to get me banned.
     
  25. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    don't call me that. i am impervious.
     
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