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Census Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, May 2, 2013.

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Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

  1. Yes

    10 vote(s)
    16.4%
  2. No

    34 vote(s)
    55.7%
  3. Varouj

    7 vote(s)
    11.5%
  4. Armen

    10 vote(s)
    16.4%
  1. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    Well? If so, how was it?
     
  2. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 23, 1999
    I voted yes, because prostitution is so common I've probably asked a prostitute to do something for me at some point.
     
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  3. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    I lived for a year in Vienna in an apartment next to a street prostitute's corner (great neighborhood). We said "hello" in the evenings, and I once accidentally interfered with her trying to make a sale when I came home drunk at 2 a.m., but that was as far as it got.
     
  4. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    Aug 18, 2002
    no and i would be ideologically opposed to doing so but the last time i made a post like this in a "have you ever" thread it wound up sneaking up on me less than a week later so im a little scared/curious as i type this
     
  5. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

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    Oct 31, 2012
    So you're afraid that you'll get pounded from behind again?

    EDIT: oh and curious.
     
  6. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
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    This photo makes me so nostalgic for my ex neighbors.
     
  7. LatvianPotatoFarmer

    LatvianPotatoFarmer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 2, 2013
    Much tempt to sell daughter for potato.
     
  8. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 28, 2000
    I was unaware prostitutes were allowed to enlist.
     
  9. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
    What would prevent a prostitute from enlisting, provided the escort was in good health?
     
  10. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

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    Oct 31, 2012
    Yeah, you always hear about people getting a military escort. You seem uninformed, Jello.
     
  11. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sep 27, 2001
    I voted No. I just don't care that much.
     
  12. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2009
    No. Have you ever seen the prostitutes that line up on Division Avenue in Grand Rapids. Michigan?

    Brrr.
     
  13. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
    That's pretty shallow of you, danthe. They're probably really nice people when you get to know them.
     
  14. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Aug 19, 2003
    I bought one breakfast in a diner at 4am, once. I paid the diner, not the woman.
     
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  15. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Dec 12, 2006
    The prostitute in my building enlisted my services to help her carry a sofa to her apartment so....maybe?
     
  16. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    I BOUGHT A WOMAN DINNER AND SHE HAD SEX WITH ME THAT'S LIKE PROSTITUTION LOL
     
  17. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 21, 2002
    No, but I dated one. Long story.
     
  18. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sep 27, 2001
    Better start typing then.
     
  19. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 21, 2002
    I was busy looking for a way to embed a PayPal link in here.
     
  20. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Jul 20, 2008
    No....but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
     
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  21. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Yes, two. At the same time. One couldn't have moved my sofa upstairs by herself.
     
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  22. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
  23. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    Goddammit I thought this said "protestant".
     
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  24. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    Aug 18, 2002
    is the implication of the poll supposed to be that armenians are prone to prostitution?
     
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  25. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    I've always been excited for a Prostitute Reformation.
     
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