Census Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, May 2, 2013.

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Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

Yes 10 vote(s) 16.4%
No 34 vote(s) 55.7%
Varouj 7 vote(s) 11.5%
Armen 10 vote(s) 16.4%
  1. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dec 27, 2012
    star 4
    Well? If so, how was it?
  2. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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    Aug 23, 1999
    star 7
    I voted yes, because prostitution is so common I've probably asked a prostitute to do something for me at some point.
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  3. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    I lived for a year in Vienna in an apartment next to a street prostitute's corner (great neighborhood). We said "hello" in the evenings, and I once accidentally interfered with her trying to make a sale when I came home drunk at 2 a.m., but that was as far as it got.
  4. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 7
    no and i would be ideologically opposed to doing so but the last time i made a post like this in a "have you ever" thread it wound up sneaking up on me less than a week later so im a little scared/curious as i type this
    Last edited by Rogue_Ten, May 2, 2013
  5. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 31, 2012
    star 4
    So you're afraid that you'll get pounded from behind again?

    EDIT: oh and curious.
    Last edited by George Roper, May 2, 2013
  6. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
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    This photo makes me so nostalgic for my ex neighbors.
  7. LatvianPotatoFarmer Jedi Knight

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    May 2, 2013
    star 1
    Much tempt to sell daughter for potato.
  8. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Nov 28, 2000
    star 10
    I was unaware prostitutes were allowed to enlist.
  9. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    Mar 15, 2004
    star 8
    What would prevent a prostitute from enlisting, provided the escort was in good health?
  10. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 31, 2012
    star 4
    Yeah, you always hear about people getting a military escort. You seem uninformed, Jello.
  11. Debo Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    I voted No. I just don't care that much.
  12. DantheJedi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2009
    star 5
    No. Have you ever seen the prostitutes that line up on Division Avenue in Grand Rapids. Michigan?

    Brrr.
  13. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    Mar 15, 2004
    star 8
    That's pretty shallow of you, danthe. They're probably really nice people when you get to know them.
  14. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Aug 19, 2003
    star 8
    I bought one breakfast in a diner at 4am, once. I paid the diner, not the woman.
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  15. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    Dec 12, 2006
    star 5
    The prostitute in my building enlisted my services to help her carry a sofa to her apartment so....maybe?
  16. Darth Guy Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2002
    star 10
    I BOUGHT A WOMAN DINNER AND SHE HAD SEX WITH ME THAT'S LIKE PROSTITUTION LOL
  17. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Nov 21, 2002
    star 8
    No, but I dated one. Long story.
  18. Debo Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    Better start typing then.
  19. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Nov 21, 2002
    star 8
    I was busy looking for a way to embed a PayPal link in here.
    Last edited by JoinTheSchwarz, May 2, 2013
  20. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 2008
    star 5
    No....but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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  21. Diggy Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 27, 2013
    star 5
    Yes, two. At the same time. One couldn't have moved my sofa upstairs by herself.
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  22. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    Dec 27, 2012
    star 4
  23. I Are The Internets Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Nov 20, 2012
    star 7
    Goddammit I thought this said "protestant".
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  24. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 7
    is the implication of the poll supposed to be that armenians are prone to prostitution?
    Armenian_Jedi likes this.
  25. I Are The Internets Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Nov 20, 2012
    star 7
    I've always been excited for a Prostitute Reformation.
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