Census Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

In that case, the only options should be:

"No" and "**** No"

 

Well, just my accountant, Madam Goering.

 

it's complicated

 

I guess yes. Years ago I was driving an 18 wheeler to a new delivery in Philadelphia and the directions indicated a street name and a right turn at a Sunoco station. Well, as i drove I saw not one but two Sunoco stations and the streets were NOT. FRIGGIN. LABELED.

So I pulled over and hopped out to look at the situation when a huuUUUUUUUge prostitute walked up and asked how I was doing. I asked her where the proper street was that I was looking for and she told me it was at the 2nd Sunoco station. I thanked her and drove successfully to my destination.

 

she sounds like a nice lady

 

No and every one I've ever seen in RL leads me to believe that's a good thing.

 

You, good sir, should take a trip to the Netherlands and visit Yab Yum.

 

a prostitute is some disgusting hog who will give you head behind a dumpster for 30 bucks... an escort is a piece of tail that might charge $300-$1000 per hour...

never tried either though....

 

This is a community of sci-fi nerds. We're too afraid to talk to women.

 

I wont lie, Yes and it was pretty awesome.

 

I've known a few hoes, but since hoes give it up for free, they don't count. Whores, on the other hand, only once..

 

Oh boy, I'm gonna regret this.

Let me just say, this happened one time in Europe.
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Sober me at midday: "Hey look, a brothel! I'd never be so pathetic as to go into one of those"

Drunk me at midnight after an entire day/evening of drinking, a rousing World Cup match, and an insanely gorgeous prostitute in lacy pink lingerie enticing me to come in: "Oh, what the hell".

 

does 'asian massage parlor' count as a yes?

 

probably..

 

well now i can vote

 

Happy Ending???

 

Yes, I visit prostitutes frequently. I love getting it on with abused chicks who've probably entered into indentured servitude at best or have been kidnapped into straight up slavery at worst. Because freedom

 

^Well, everyone has their fetishes. I hope you use some kind of protection.

 

...

 

zing!

 

I've masturbated a lot in my life... so I voted Varouj.

 

I've masturbated to Varouj pictures a lot in my life... so I too voted Varouj.

 

I vote every November, yes (It's the same thing).

 

What the hell is Varouj or Armen?