Census Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, May 2, 2013.

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Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

Yes 10 vote(s) 16.4%
No 34 vote(s) 55.7%
Varouj 7 vote(s) 11.5%
Armen 10 vote(s) 16.4%
  1. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 9, 2000
    star 7
    In that case, the only options should be:

    "No" and "**** No"
  2. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 30, 2009
    star 4
    [IMG]

    Well, just my accountant, Madam Goering.
  3. PRENNTACULAR VIP

    Member Since:
    Dec 21, 2005
    star 6
  4. VadersLaMent Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    I guess yes. Years ago I was driving an 18 wheeler to a new delivery in Philadelphia and the directions indicated a street name and a right turn at a Sunoco station. Well, as i drove I saw not one but two Sunoco stations and the streets were NOT. FRIGGIN. LABELED.

    So I pulled over and hopped out to look at the situation when a huuUUUUUUUge prostitute walked up and asked how I was doing. I asked her where the proper street was that I was looking for and she told me it was at the 2nd Sunoco station. I thanked her and drove successfully to my destination.
  5. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 7
    she sounds like a nice lady :)
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  6. Kiki-Gonn Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2001
    star 6
    No and every one I've ever seen in RL leads me to believe that's a good thing.
  7. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 27, 2012
    star 4
    You, good sir, should take a trip to the Netherlands and visit Yab Yum.
  8. LandoThe CapeCalrissian Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 30, 2012
    star 3
    a prostitute is some disgusting hog who will give you head behind a dumpster for 30 bucks... an escort is a piece of tail that might charge $300-$1000 per hour...

    never tried either though....
    Jarren_Lee-Saber likes this.
  9. Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 8, 2004
    star 6
    This is a community of sci-fi nerds. We're too afraid to talk to women. :p
    Jarren_Lee-Saber likes this.
  10. JangoMike Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 13, 2003
    star 4
    I wont lie, Yes and it was pretty awesome.
  11. rumsmuggler Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 31, 2000
    star 7
    I've known a few hoes, but since hoes give it up for free, they don't count. Whores, on the other hand, only once..
  12. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 2008
    star 5
  13. Condition2SQ Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 5, 2012
    star 4
    Oh boy, I'm gonna regret this.

    Let me just say, this happened one time in Europe.
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    Sober me at midday: "Hey look, a brothel! I'd never be so pathetic as to go into one of those"

    Drunk me at midnight after an entire day/evening of drinking, a rousing World Cup match, and an insanely gorgeous prostitute in lacy pink lingerie enticing me to come in: "Oh, what the hell".
    Last edited by Condition2SQ, May 22, 2013
    Jarren_Lee-Saber likes this.
  14. Axle-Starweilder Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 6, 2005
    star 6
    does 'asian massage parlor' count as a yes?
  15. rumsmuggler Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 31, 2000
    star 7
  16. Axle-Starweilder Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 6, 2005
    star 6
  17. JangoMike Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 13, 2003
    star 4
    Happy Ending???
  18. solojones Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2000
    star 9
    Yes, I visit prostitutes frequently. I love getting it on with abused chicks who've probably entered into indentured servitude at best or have been kidnapped into straight up slavery at worst. Because freedom [face_flag]
  19. VadersLaMent Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    ^Well, everyone has their fetishes. I hope you use some kind of protection.
  20. solojones Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2000
    star 9
  21. Axle-Starweilder Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 6, 2005
    star 6
  22. Armenian_Jedi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2003
    star 7
    I've masturbated a lot in my life... so I voted Varouj.
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  23. epic Ex Mod / RSA

    Member Since:
    Jul 4, 1999
    star 7
    I've masturbated to Varouj pictures a lot in my life... so I too voted Varouj.
    harpua, Ender Sai and Armenian_Jedi like this.
  24. Juke Skywalker Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 27, 2004
    star 5
    I vote every November, yes (It's the same thing).
  25. Jarren_Lee-Saber Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 16, 2008
    star 4
    What the hell is Varouj or Armen?