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Census Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, May 2, 2013.

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Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

  1. Yes

    10 vote(s)
    16.4%
  2. No

    34 vote(s)
    55.7%
  3. Varouj

    7 vote(s)
    11.5%
  4. Armen

    10 vote(s)
    16.4%
  1. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 9, 2000
    In that case, the only options should be:

    "No" and "**** No"
     
  2. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    Jul 30, 2009
    [​IMG]

    Well, just my accountant, Madam Goering.
     
  3. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 21, 2005
    it's complicated
     
  4. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    I guess yes. Years ago I was driving an 18 wheeler to a new delivery in Philadelphia and the directions indicated a street name and a right turn at a Sunoco station. Well, as i drove I saw not one but two Sunoco stations and the streets were NOT. FRIGGIN. LABELED.

    So I pulled over and hopped out to look at the situation when a huuUUUUUUUge prostitute walked up and asked how I was doing. I asked her where the proper street was that I was looking for and she told me it was at the 2nd Sunoco station. I thanked her and drove successfully to my destination.
     
  5. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    Aug 18, 2002
    she sounds like a nice lady :)
     
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  6. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Feb 26, 2001
    No and every one I've ever seen in RL leads me to believe that's a good thing.
     
  7. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 27, 2012
    You, good sir, should take a trip to the Netherlands and visit Yab Yum.
     
  8. LandoThe CapeCalrissian

    LandoThe CapeCalrissian Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Dec 30, 2012
    a prostitute is some disgusting hog who will give you head behind a dumpster for 30 bucks... an escort is a piece of tail that might charge $300-$1000 per hour...

    never tried either though....
     
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  9. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    Nov 8, 2004
    This is a community of sci-fi nerds. We're too afraid to talk to women. :p
     
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  10. JangoMike

    JangoMike Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 13, 2003
    I wont lie, Yes and it was pretty awesome.
     
  11. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 31, 2000
    I've known a few hoes, but since hoes give it up for free, they don't count. Whores, on the other hand, only once..
     
  12. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Jul 20, 2008
  13. Condition2SQ

    Condition2SQ Jedi Knight star 4

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    Sep 5, 2012
    Oh boy, I'm gonna regret this.

    Let me just say, this happened one time in Europe.
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    Sober me at midday: "Hey look, a brothel! I'd never be so pathetic as to go into one of those"

    Drunk me at midnight after an entire day/evening of drinking, a rousing World Cup match, and an insanely gorgeous prostitute in lacy pink lingerie enticing me to come in: "Oh, what the hell".
     
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  14. Axle-Starweilder

    Axle-Starweilder Jedi Master star 6

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    Jan 6, 2005
    does 'asian massage parlor' count as a yes?
     
  15. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 31, 2000
    probably..
     
  16. Axle-Starweilder

    Axle-Starweilder Jedi Master star 6

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    Jan 6, 2005
    well now i can vote
     
  17. JangoMike

    JangoMike Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 13, 2003
    Happy Ending???
     
  18. solojones

    solojones Force Ghost star 9

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    Sep 27, 2000
    Yes, I visit prostitutes frequently. I love getting it on with abused chicks who've probably entered into indentured servitude at best or have been kidnapped into straight up slavery at worst. Because freedom [face_flag]
     
  19. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    ^Well, everyone has their fetishes. I hope you use some kind of protection.
     
  20. solojones

    solojones Force Ghost star 9

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    Sep 27, 2000
  21. Axle-Starweilder

    Axle-Starweilder Jedi Master star 6

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    Jan 6, 2005
  22. Armenian_Jedi

    Armenian_Jedi Jedi Master star 7

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    Mar 14, 2003
    I've masturbated a lot in my life... so I voted Varouj.
     
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  23. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jul 4, 1999
    I've masturbated to Varouj pictures a lot in my life... so I too voted Varouj.
     
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  24. Juke Skywalker

    Juke Skywalker Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 27, 2004
    I vote every November, yes (It's the same thing).
     
  25. Jarren_Lee-Saber

    Jarren_Lee-Saber Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 16, 2008
    What the hell is Varouj or Armen?