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Census Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, May 2, 2013.

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Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

  1. Yes

    10 vote(s)
    16.4%
  2. No

    34 vote(s)
    55.7%
  3. Varouj

    7 vote(s)
    11.5%
  4. Armen

    10 vote(s)
    16.4%
  1. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That's the burning question around these parts.
     
  2. Moviefan2k4

    Moviefan2k4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 29, 2009
    No, and I don't intend to.

    *steps away from room*
     
  3. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    I see you're getting the hang of this place, finally. Well done.
     
  4. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000

    That explains the smell.
     
  5. Moviefan2k4

    Moviefan2k4 Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 29, 2009
    [face_not_talking]
     
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  6. Heavy Isotope

    Heavy Isotope Jedi Knight star 4

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    Oct 10, 2013
    It's a joke you and I will never be in on. :( There's a word for those and I can't remember it...
     
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  7. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    That negative attitude will get you nowhere around here. Cheer up, mate!
     
  8. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Well said Armen.
     
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  9. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sep 3, 2012
  10. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    Why not?
     
  11. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sep 3, 2012
    No prostitution in my town, plus don't know if it's legal here in Canada yet
     
  12. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jan 7, 2013
    i've also heard that people only buy sex where it's legal
     
  13. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 28, 2000
    Well, obviously a key part of the whole process is checking everyone involved is fully licensed by the Federal Unified Commission on Kanoodling.
     
  14. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001

    So you're saying you would, if it was legal and in your town?
     
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  15. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    No I wouldn't.
     
  16. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Yes but you didn't say, "I wouldn't enlist one". You said, "No, there are none in my town and I'm unsure of the legality of the act here in Canada". That directly implies that you haven't yet, mostly because circumstances aren't conducive to it.

    It's ok, we won't judge you for it.
     
  17. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jan 7, 2013
    i would. judge, i mean
     
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  18. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 1, 2003
    South Park defines prostitute as someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like.

    So according to that definition, yes. I have enlisted the services of a prostitute. Because you ****ers have proven that you love me no matter who I am or what I look like.

    Hookers.
     
  19. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sep 3, 2012
    Let me rephrase

    No, I wouldn't enlist one

    Happy now Ender Sai? :p
     
  20. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001

    Because it's illegal? [face_whistling]
     
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  21. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sep 3, 2012
    Whether it's illegal or legal, the answer would still be no, I would not enlist one.
     
  22. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jan 7, 2013
    actually, google tells me it's legal in canada. go nuts, legolas
     
  23. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 2, 2007
    ... Now I'm thinking about what Orlando Bloom would be like if he was a prostitute.
     
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  24. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 3, 2002
    Leg O' Lass.
     
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  25. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002

    Thinking about it a lot?
     
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