Census Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, May 2, 2013.

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Have You Ever Enlisted The Services Of A Prostitute?

Yes 10 vote(s) 16.4%
No 34 vote(s) 55.7%
Varouj 7 vote(s) 11.5%
Armen 10 vote(s) 16.4%
  1. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    That's the burning question around these parts.
  2. Moviefan2k4 Jedi Knight

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    Dec 29, 2009
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    No, and I don't intend to.

    *steps away from room*
  3. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    I see you're getting the hang of this place, finally. Well done.
  4. DarthTunick SfC Part III Commissioner

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    That explains the smell.
    Last edited by DarthTunick, Jan 7, 2014
  5. Moviefan2k4 Jedi Knight

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    [face_not_talking]
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  6. Heavy Isotope Jedi Knight

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    Oct 10, 2013
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    It's a joke you and I will never be in on. :( There's a word for those and I can't remember it...
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  7. DarthTunick SfC Part III Commissioner

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    That negative attitude will get you nowhere around here. Cheer up, mate!
  8. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Well said Armen.
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  9. Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master

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  10. I Are The Internets Force Ghost

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    Nov 20, 2012
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    Why not?
  11. Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 3, 2012
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    No prostitution in my town, plus don't know if it's legal here in Canada yet
  12. Zapdos Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 7, 2013
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    i've also heard that people only buy sex where it's legal
  13. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Well, obviously a key part of the whole process is checking everyone involved is fully licensed by the Federal Unified Commission on Kanoodling.
    Last edited by GrandAdmiralJello, Jan 7, 2014
  14. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Feb 18, 2001
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    So you're saying you would, if it was legal and in your town?
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  15. Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master

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  16. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Yes but you didn't say, "I wouldn't enlist one". You said, "No, there are none in my town and I'm unsure of the legality of the act here in Canada". That directly implies that you haven't yet, mostly because circumstances aren't conducive to it.

    It's ok, we won't judge you for it.
  17. Zapdos Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 7, 2013
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    i would. judge, i mean
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  18. hudzu Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    South Park defines prostitute as someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like.

    So according to that definition, yes. I have enlisted the services of a prostitute. Because you ****ers have proven that you love me no matter who I am or what I look like.

    Hookers.
  19. Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master

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    Let me rephrase

    No, I wouldn't enlist one

    Happy now @Ender Sai? :p
  20. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Because it's illegal? [face_whistling]
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  21. Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master

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    Whether it's illegal or legal, the answer would still be no, I would not enlist one.
  22. Zapdos Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 7, 2013
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    actually, google tells me it's legal in canada. go nuts, legolas
  23. MrZAP Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2007
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    ... Now I'm thinking about what Orlando Bloom would be like if he was a prostitute.
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  24. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Apr 3, 2002
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  25. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Thinking about it a lot?
    Last edited by Darth Guy, Jan 12, 2014
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