[HCSF] (our fake) Revenge of the Sith - word by word

So basically this is an old idea from the fan fiction forums. I haven't seen any of these in a long time and it would be fun. Basically- each person posts one word at a time, we end up making sentences, and then a story comes out of nowhere. The goal is to try to make a story that sort of makes sense; odds are, it ends being up VERY funny. So I think we should do a "word by word" story that tries to make up a fake "revenge of the sith" movie. I'll get it started.






Anakin

 

stared

 

into

 

Obi-Wan's

 

open

 

eyes.

 

"I

 

feel

 

danger.

 

Padme's

 

not

 

safe."

 

They

 

ate

 

rancid

 

rancor

 

hapily

 

whilst

 

humming

 

hip-hop

 

near

 

a

 

pile

 

containing

 

Bantha