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I cant beleive Luke dies in the next book!

 

Of old age?

 

I believe the medical condition poor Luke is diagnosed with is "Chronic Whining Disorder" with an unfortunate case of 'Badfeelingitis'


Poor, poor Luke.

 

what??
luke dies?
in what book?
thanks for the spoiler

-Mel

 

Yeah, Marv...

I wish you'd covered that up with groovy blackness...

 

yeah....

but now I wanna know wich book

-Mel

 

But why would you buy it...?

Unless, of course, you want to see how he dies. Anyway...I'd much rather know how Jar-Jar dies...

Presuming he does, of course...

 

cause I'm interested in all star wars novels and comics

-Mel

 

I think he dies in a speeder accident or something mundane! Pretty sad huh...

Sorry, I dont know how to do blackness

 

dude I wanna know the title of the book

-Mel

 

I can't remember, I think it's called 'Edge of Darkness' or something...?

 

"Sorry, I dont know how to do blackness"
Does no-one look at the links at the top of the page anymore? There's a whole section on Markup Codes which tells you how to do the blackness

 

LOL, I do, I was just BSing people with the whole Luke dying crap

I dont think there is a Star Wars book called Edge of Darkness...I opughta write one huh

 

Why not? Apparently any chimp with a computer can do it.

Don't forget to throw some stupid theory on a defining moment in the films and suck all the life out of it!

 

Hmm and I have to include the phrase "I have a bad feeling about this" at LEAST once...

 

...on each page.

Oh, and you have to have every character have a "Remember when..." sequence discussing things in the films.

 

This calls for a list: "Things that always/never happen in SW books"

 

And don't forget putting in things like "hot chocolate", the things that tie that universe to this one, or introducing too much science into the mix, so it reads more like Trek than Star Wars...

 

As painful as it is, I'm goingto agree withyou guys. I never got the hot chocolate thing. Although i found it slightly wrong that it was Lando (the galaxies most famous black guy!) who introduced it to people.

 

I think he's the galaxies ONLY black guy!

Oh...except for Mace!

 

Lando's a clone of Mace

Why not? It's as plausible as anything Hambley or Anderson wrote

 

I believe that...
Caf=cofee
Lum=Rum/Beer maybe...

And according to two recent and completely different authors...there's a lot of mushroom eating (Cestus Deception/MedStar duology).

Or is it smoking...?

 

where did the hot chocolate stuff come from?

-Mel

 

And there is a series coming out titled 'Edge of Darkness' or some such...and some people will be happy about this. The author: Tim Zahn.

I think...

 

is that the post NJO stuff?

-Mel