MidWest Heartland Cantina

Welcome to the Heartland Cantina

Come on in, relax, grab a drink, some chips, and get to know your fellow Midwest fanforcers.

Go on, socialize!

 

Do we have a masseuse? I think I over did it on the leg muscles tonight...so I could use a good rub down.

So...where's the TV?

 

The masseuse is hanging out in one of the back rooms. There's a TV back there and several through out this main room Can I get you something to drink?

 

I'm trying to be good (new diet & exercise program)...but something more than water...I'll take a diet Coke.

And I'll hang here with you until more people show up...so you're not lonely.

 

*gets a Diet Coke for Diana*

Here you go

I'm gonna leave for a bit, but I'll be back later. Feel free to help yourself to anything you like - this is completely informal!

 

Thanks for the Diet Coke.

I'll just sit down and watch a bit of the Queen's Concert on the TV...

 

I'm back

*looks through catalogue for a hot tub to buy and have installed in the Cantina*

 

*yawn*

Good to see ya. But I've got to get going...gotta get some shut-eye for work tomorrow...and rest up to watch the game tomorrow night.

Try out the masseuse in the back. He's wonderful.

'nite

 

What's happen' chicas? Thanks for opening up this joint, could I get a Amidala Ambrosia? (Think oj and vanilla ice cream and rum)

Any pinball machines?

 

G'night Diana

Hiya Heather! Help yourself to drinks. Pinball machines are over there *points to far wall*

*finds a hot tub she likes and calls to order it*

Hot tub should be installed sometime tomorrow

 

Ignorning pinball to check out incoming hot tub.

Ooooo! Hot tub! Does it come with palm trees?

 

*checks catalogue*

For a minimal fee we can get palm trees with it. Good idea

*calls to change order*

 

Ooo, and don't forget the Tiki torches, although we can always to a run to Walmart for those and do a toy run at the same time.

Now, where's the Vanilla ice cream? ..

rattles around behind bar

 

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Tiki Torches!!! Let's get Tiki Torches

 

*starts popping popcorn*

edit - Hello there, 'Retzel

 

SPIDER-MAN SPIDER-MAN



I LOVE SPIDER-MAN

 

Oh, did you like that movie?

 

OH GEE I DON'T KNOW!!

 

*hands Pretzel a bowl of popcorn*

Well I'm sorry you suffer from indecision

 

Thank you for the popcorn

 

You're most welcome

*sits down on couch in front of big screen TV*

What should we watch?

 

SIDER MAN


OOOOPPPPSSSS
SPIDER-MAN

 

Hmmm... I suppose we could say this is a magical TV which allows us to watch movies that are currently playing in theatres... Why not? It'll be an added attraction of this lovely Cantina.

*commands magic TV to play Spider-Man*

 

YAY
Spider-Man

 

Why we don't just go one better and say it can play movies that haven't been made yet? Cue up Episode III!

Phil