MidWest Heartland Cantina

( BobaBen enters)
a pepsi twist and Vodka please he says. and say can we watch The Two Towers after ATOC. ( he stits down and Notices the complmentry gamecubes with Rouge squdren their giving at the heartland cantina tonight) woo hoo! lets see what the amgic tv can bring

 

HEY Y'ALL I'm back. I went to camp. A camp where in the next dorm room was Cornhuskers Boys State and in the other dorm was a 450 person football camp. Boy (no pun intended)did I have fun that week!!
OH...and I got me a new computer!! It's nice...much faster than the one that I had. Did I mention that it's nice

 

And I have two jobs. I work at a bank preparing documents for imaging. On the weekends I'm a DJ.
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I'm sorry you have two jobs 'retzel! I need to find a nice summer job btw.

 

*sings*
Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday dear Ashley, Happy
birthday to me!!!

hmm - it's hard to type with a sprained wrist...

So, what did everyone get me for my birthday?

 

You're back Ashley!!!!!

I got you a nice, large Key Lime Pie.

"Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Arwen, Happy Birthday to you!!"

 

I don't like lime

 

how in the world did you sprain your wrist??
geez...what am I going to do with you?
That's it no more church camp for you young lady.
Happy Birthday

 

It's kind of a long story... I'll tell you on messenger so we don't bore all of the Cantina patrons

And you can't stop me from going to camp if you try!

 

Just thought I'd pop in and say hi! So.... Hi from Illinois (Chicago forum)! Sounds like you guys are having lots of fun.
And Happy Birthday to Arwen!

 

Thank you, JediGemini

 

I don't like lime
You're so mean...

I'm sorry about your wrist!

 

I forgot to add this:

Hi JediGemini!!!

 

[face_innocent] But I don't like lime! It would be dishonest to pretend I was pleased with your present when I don't like lime!

 

Ok! Soooo... what would you like?

 

A plane ticket to Australia

 

Eh... hows about a nice teddy bear?

 

Oh man am I exhausted...I spent about 7 hours in downtown Detroit for the Red Wings parade and celebration/rally...and I'm whipped. Everything from the hips down aches.

If you need me...I'll be in back, putting Sven to good use...the thigh muscles are killin' me...

Oh, and I'll just swipe this pitcher of honey & ginseng ice tea while I'm at it...

See all of ya in a bit!

 

*graciously accepts OWA's gift of a teddy bear*

Aw, it's so cute and cuddly! What should I call him?

 

Oooh, his name is, um, Legolas!

 

Legolas

 

Ok, I'm not really random, I just do six degrees of separation in my head quickly and spit the end result out, but it sounds random, so:

LIV TYLER IS HAWT!

Legolas = in LOTR with Arwen, Arwen = Liv Tyler, Liv Tyler = hawt.

 

Hey, people!

Did I just hear the name, Legolas???

 

Arwen~
Guess who I saw in SuperSaver tonight......
Two of the guys from REMEDY!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK swoon

 

What? You so did not! I so do not believe you! Which ones? I hate you! Why didn't you take me with you?!