main
side
curve
  1. Welcome to the new boards! Details here!

Hello All You Welsh People

Discussion in 'FF:UK - Wales' started by rebeljediknight_88, Aug 13, 2005.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. rebeljediknight_88

    rebeljediknight_88 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 15, 2005
    i wondered where hazel had gone! :p
     
  2. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 2, 2002
    Apparently human flesh tastes a lot like chicken.

    Which makes you worry about the fact that so much stuff has a chicken flavour to it..

    OH MY GOD!

    Pot Noodle is PEOPLE!
     
  3. elelith

    elelith Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    Aug 17, 2005
    ????????????????????????
     
  4. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 2, 2002
    Doesn anyone actually read and reply to my posts? You know I put a lot of effort into my jokes and hunor, you could at least acknowledge them sometimes.

    [face_not_talking]
     
  5. Sakara

    Sakara Jedi Youngling star 2

    Registered:
    Jun 8, 2005
    Actually according to the cannibals of papa new gueniue (SP) we taste more like bad pork...they wont eat western people cos we have too much addatives in our flesh..and taste funny. so i guess were safe.
     
  6. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 2, 2002
    The fact that cannibals worry about aditives and artifical flavouring is somewhat worrying. :(

    I prefer my flesh eaters to be more kind of mad and insane, just like in the movies.
     
  7. elelith

    elelith Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    Aug 17, 2005
    Yes, I would rather cannibals were crazy. If they were like evryone else you would be in much more danger of being eaten.
     
  8. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 2, 2002
    People in the Valleys may have thier problems, but as of yet Cannabilism isn't one of them, so i'm not too worried.

    But give it another few years and who knows what Chavs will mutate into!
     
  9. rebeljediknight_88

    rebeljediknight_88 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 15, 2005
    hurray!! then they will actually be worth shooting whereas now its just a nusance to shoot
     
  10. elelith

    elelith Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    Aug 17, 2005
    True, true. Maybe the hunting people will be pleased we could give them back a sport CHAV HUNTING.
     
  11. rebeljediknight_88

    rebeljediknight_88 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 15, 2005
    lets lock and load
     
  12. elelith

    elelith Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    Aug 17, 2005
    All the more reason to make real lightsabers.
     
  13. rebeljediknight_88

    rebeljediknight_88 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 15, 2005
    but we dont want to get that close to em lol
     
  14. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 2, 2002
    Excellent idea! We could round them all up and release them into the forest. Then we could hold the annual "Chav hunting party".

    The person who bags the most Chavs will will a signed, limited edition replica Count Dooku lightsaber!

    All together now:

    "Shhh, be velly quiet. I'm huting Chav-itts. hahahahahaha"
     
  15. rebeljediknight_88

    rebeljediknight_88 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 15, 2005
    nah. i think the guys should get a date with natilie portman and a few signed goodies and the gals should get a date with hayden and a padme dress
     
  16. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 2, 2002
    Wouldn't Hayden look a little silly in a Padme dress??

    [face_worried]
     
  17. rebeljediknight_88

    rebeljediknight_88 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 15, 2005
    depends on which one i think! if he wore the black one then all our dreams would always have that horrible image! whereas if he wore the queen red dress then you wouldnt be able to tell it was him except for the height
     
  18. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 2, 2002
    What about one of her preggers dresses?

    I think that would give a lot more room for movement for someone his size.

    You know I think this forum has reached a new low...

    :_|
     
  19. elelith

    elelith Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    Aug 17, 2005
    *knocks both heads together* You are both as bad as each other. I don't really know how this forum got so bad but stop it. Anyhoo Padme's dresses are irritating, I wouldn't want one anyway.
     
  20. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 2, 2002
    Ok then, so what dress do you think Anakin would look best in?

    Maybe a nice Laura Ashley. [face_thinking]

    You know, I think your right. This is going to far now!
     
  21. elelith

    elelith Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    Aug 17, 2005
    Glad to see you've coome to your senses. Now behave and talk about something sensible (How Welshguy would look in Padme's dresses?)
     
  22. rebeljediknight_88

    rebeljediknight_88 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 15, 2005
    how about you in the dresses! people would pay for that lol!
     
  23. elelith

    elelith Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    Aug 17, 2005
    Nver gonna happen Dave. In fact hell will freeze over when I next put on a dress willingly.
     
  24. rebeljediknight_88

    rebeljediknight_88 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Jun 15, 2005
    easily solved! which one welshguy:-
    drunk or drugged?
     
  25. odj_310388

    odj_310388 Jedi Knight star 5

    Registered:
    May 30, 2002
    [image=http://www.goodworksonearth.org/hellfrozeover.png]

    Start picking something out. :p
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.