...hello? is this thing on...?

Discussion in 'San Joaquin Valley, CA' started by mileniumhanandshrimp, Aug 11, 2005.

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  1. mileniumhanandshrimp Jedi Knight

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    Feb 13, 2005
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    since it's so darn quiet, here's a link to some cute, clean, and very very small comics:
    http://www.livejournal.com/users/iharthdarth/

    i am quite partial to this one:
    http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/iharthdarth/comic41.gif

    "the thing is, there were just no warning signs."
    [face_laugh]
    brilliant!

  2. Liz_Skywalker Jedi Knight

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    May 22, 2005
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    "kill and kill and kill and die and kill omg." [face_laugh]

    seriously, this place is awfully quiet this week.
  3. mileniumhanandshrimp Jedi Knight

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    Feb 13, 2005
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    ...and this one...
    http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/iharthdarth/comic19.gif

    ...and this one...
    http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/iharthdarth/comic28.gif

    ...and this one...
    http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/iharthdarth/comic13.gif

    ...and this one...
    http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/iharthdarth/comic44.gif

    ...and this one...
    http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/iharthdarth/comic34.gif

    "...two and a half...two and three-quarters..."

    see what you guys are making me do? i've had to resort to reading cute funnies on somebody's webjournal page... and i'm liking them.

    this blows. start posting.
    that is all.

  4. The-Bald-Wookiee Jedi Knight

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    Feb 13, 2005
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    Just for linking to those comics I'm not gonna post at all, so there! Uhmmm... waitasec....

    I like good comics, and those are fantastic; masquerading as cute, but really intelligent and biting. Hee.


    -- padme is dying from what we advanced medical professionals call a "broken heart." it's a condition more commonly know as... really, really lame screenwriting. --

    --omg. that means we're all gonna die!--

    [face_chicken]
  5. MotherPalpatine Jedi Master

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    Quiet, I think we're sleeping.
  6. Ischade Jedi Knight

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    Apr 12, 2005
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    *insert kitty pouty face here......think Puss In Boots from Shrek.....*.....

    i am So.....irked....at the FedEx guys....


    Sin City comes out on tuesday...and the pre-streets didn't come in today.....


    i need to whomp on those FedEx guys like they were....hmmm.....sand people....yeah....that'd work.....like they were sand people...*nodnod*......


    *had to get Some kind of SW reference in there....*


    meow.....



    me*
  7. Kai_Vandekar Jedi Master

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    Feb 9, 2005
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    It IS quiet! Where is everybody these days!?!? I swear, ever since Order 66, the Temple has been, like, DEAD.

    (And OMG! That last comic is hilarious. It's...just perfect.)
  8. Liz_Skywalker Jedi Knight

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    May 22, 2005
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    "i am So.....irked....at the FedEx guys...."

    oh man, they used to make me mad when i worked at the video store.
  9. MotherPalpatine Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2004
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    >...sitting at the computer thinking about something witty to write....Notice an odd nosie coming from outside the door.. shing..ing..ing...ing...ing Shing...ing...ing...ing...ing. Thinking that I hear what may be a hushed scream and then a heavy thud. Shing...ing...ing...ing...ing. Opens dorr and looks around. No nosie, no movement, no people, no light. Walk cautionsly down the dark hallway. "Hello. Is anyone there? I'm alone and unarmed and wearing only a t-shirt. I just had hot phone-sex with my boyfriend and now I'm going to take a shower." Returns to room and turns shower on. Shing...ing...ing...ing...ing. Remebers to go and check if front door is locked. Walks down dark hallway and finds front door standing open. Turns around and sees blood dripping out of cabinet and pooling on the floor. Thinks to self, "where are the other women that live in this house?" Watches in horror as cabinet door begins to swing open and a bloody hand falls out. Quickly closes and locks front door and runs back down dark hallway. Shing...ing...ing...ing...ing. Goes into bedroom and closes and locks door. Shing...ing...ing...ing. Doesn't attempt to call police or anyone else for help. Doesn't notice that shower is no longer on. Sits doen in front of computer screen and begins to type, "Help me! Help me!" Shing...ing...ing...ing...ing. Shing...ing...ing...ing...ing. Shing...ing...ing...ing...ing. "Helppppppppppppppppp Shing...ing...ing...ing...ing.

    Another reason it is so quiet around here?
  10. xdarthsmithiousx Jedi Master

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    I was wondering that myself. Has everyone been taken out by a crazed killer?? Aliens?? The Rapture?? Answers, anybody!!??!
  11. mileniumhanandshrimp Jedi Knight

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    Feb 13, 2005
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    ...captain trips...?
    ...captain howdy...?
    ...major bummer...?

  12. Darth_Tater_Vader Jedi Master

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    May 25, 2005
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    Tater Vader is currently away from the computer, please leave your email address and the time you called and we will get back to you when at the earliest convenience.
  13. mileniumhanandshrimp Jedi Knight

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    Feb 13, 2005
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    not you too?

    like we're in one of those movies, where we are being picked off, one by one, and too stupid to figure it out until it's our turn....

    wait, just heard a noise. got to go check it out...

  14. xdarthsmithiousx Jedi Master

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    May 18, 2005
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    Nah, I'm too tough and smart to get taken out, becau.....AAAAHHH....gurg...(blood spewing).......dead.
  15. Darth_Tater_Vader Jedi Master

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    May 25, 2005
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    (telephone ringing)

    "Hello??"

    --deep mechanical respirator breathing--..."Do you like Star Wars movies?"


    "No, I...."

    --snap hiss

    "I find your lack of taste distrubing."

  16. mileniumhanandshrimp Jedi Knight

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  17. Kai_Vandekar Jedi Master

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    *small wheezing breath*

    *thud*

    *silence*
  18. mileniumhanandshrimp Jedi Knight

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    no killing the hobbit! vader, you stop that right this instant.

  19. The-Bald-Wookiee Jedi Knight

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    What a bunch of nonsense, there ain't no psycho killers runnin' around on the loose, that's just paranoiaiaoiaaioia talking.

    As a matter of fact I've got a 1500 page dissertation on that very subject to share with you... right after I fix the lightbulb in the basement. I know I just changed it, but for some weird reason the silly thing's gone out again! And I've got to have light down there otherwise I can't see my spectaculier collection of rare and exotic daemonic occult trinkets. The little soul-stealer doll is my favorite, his lil' menacing sneer and tiny, poison-tipped spear are just so cute!

    [face_skull]
  20. xdarthsmithiousx Jedi Master

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    May 18, 2005
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    I am dead(see a few posts up), but if I wasn't I would write that what greg just wrote was really funny.
  21. MotherPalpatine Jedi Master

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    What to wear today?

    ...Hocky mask and jumpsuit?......
    ...Floppy hat, striped sweater, and razor gloves?....
    ...William Shanter Holloween mask?.....
    ...Black robes and ghoul mask?.....
    ...I know, Grey wig, house dress, shawl....a boy's best friend.....
  22. mileniumhanandshrimp Jedi Knight

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    < ...I know, Grey wig, house dress, shawl....a boy's best friend..... >

    no, golda... that's the wrong mother...

  23. xdarthsmithiousx Jedi Master

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    May 18, 2005
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    I WISH i could've been taken out by Norman Bates...but alas, it was Warwick Davis, dressed as a killer leprechaun. Had to be killed by a really bad horror movie villian, grrrr.
  24. The-Bald-Wookiee Jedi Knight

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    Feb 13, 2005
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    Ooh M.P., tough choices they're all classics. But what about a black rubber suit covered in bones and hoses, topped off by a head disturbingly shaped like XXsomething naughtyXX?

    Or perhaps the terminally faulty, exteremely tempermental sharkskin suit? Eh? This was no haberdashery accident!!

    -----------------------

    I mourn you smithious, but thanks for the Compliment From BEYOND THE GRAVE!! \m/
  25. MotherPalpatine Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2004
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    Ding Dong.
    Ding Dong.

    Telegram.
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