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Hello, lovely Kristie (also: The BB Camping Fire)

Discussion in 'Big Brother 4' started by JoinTheSchwarz , Jul 27, 2007.

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  1. OBIWAN-JR

    OBIWAN-JR Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Hey Kristie!! [:D] [face_love]

    Really glad you were the one!


    -JR :)
     
  2. jedikitty19

    jedikitty19 Jedi Knight star 6

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    i want a smore!
     
  3. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Hi Jay! I missed you. [:D]
     
  4. OBIWAN-JR

    OBIWAN-JR Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I missed you too, hon. :)

    So how's your first day been in the BB house?


    -JR :)
     
  5. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Kitty is stalking me.. :(
     
  6. jedikitty19

    jedikitty19 Jedi Knight star 6

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    then who should i stalk? a celery stalk? [face_laugh]:p
     
  7. OBIWAN-JR

    OBIWAN-JR Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Comedy genius, right there. :p


    -JR :)
     
  8. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    *facepalm*
     
  9. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    [image=http://cdn-72.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users12/squirrelgirl23/default/fight5--large-msg-115203237173.jpg]
     
  10. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Juli is my hero. [face_love]
     
  11. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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  12. OBIWAN-JR

    OBIWAN-JR Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    We haven't had a story for a while.


    I shall start us off....



    In a tiny house, in a wood, in the middle of nowhere, an old lady sat making a phial of poisonous poison...


    -JR :)
     
  13. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    ...and singing old chants in a dark tongue that hadn't been used since the World had been known as Coalescing Lava Ball #3.

    She could have been beautiful in a different universe, one where gravity and rot didn't exist, but right now she could just be described as "OmigoshEWWWW". The three-eyed frog inside the cauldron didn't seem to mind, though.

    Then, suddenly, out of nowhere...
     
  14. OBIWAN-JR

    OBIWAN-JR Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    ....a whip wielding wombat appeared from the chimney, like a blast from a cannon .

    "I'm onto you old lady!!"

    He said as he....


    -JR :)
     
  15. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    ...put on a pink tutu and began dancing around the old lady.

    Soon after that,...
     
  16. OBIWAN-JR

    OBIWAN-JR Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    ...as his whip wrapped around the old lady's waist, he was dragging her kicking and screaming up the chimney, which happened to be a time portal that transported them both to....


    -JR :)
     
  17. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    ...Richard Gere's ass...
     
  18. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    ...around 2099. After they had burst out of Gere's coffin...
     
  19. OBIWAN-JR

    OBIWAN-JR Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    ...where upon they heard the squeaking voice of a hamster:

    "What are you two doing in my hidey hole?!"

    Picking up his shotgun, the hamster attempted to blast the Wombat and the old lady, but only succeeded in blowing a hole in the side of Gere's hip. Whereupon....


    -JR :)
     
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