Hello, lovely Kristie (also: The BB Camping Fire)

Discussion in 'Big Brother 4' started by JoinTheSchwarz, Jul 27, 2007.

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  1. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    Hey Kristie!! [:D] [face_love]

    Really glad you were the one!


    -JR :)
  2. jedikitty19 Jedi Grand Master

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  3. harpua Chosen One

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    Hi Jay! I missed you. [:D]
  4. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    I missed you too, hon. :)

    So how's your first day been in the BB house?


    -JR :)
  5. harpua Chosen One

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    Kitty is stalking me.. :(
  6. jedikitty19 Jedi Grand Master

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    then who should i stalk? a celery stalk? [face_laugh]:p
  7. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    Comedy genius, right there. :p


    -JR :)
  8. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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  9. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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  10. harpua Chosen One

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  11. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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  12. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    We haven't had a story for a while.


    I shall start us off....



    In a tiny house, in a wood, in the middle of nowhere, an old lady sat making a phial of poisonous poison...


    -JR :)
  13. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    ...and singing old chants in a dark tongue that hadn't been used since the World had been known as Coalescing Lava Ball #3.

    She could have been beautiful in a different universe, one where gravity and rot didn't exist, but right now she could just be described as "OmigoshEWWWW". The three-eyed frog inside the cauldron didn't seem to mind, though.

    Then, suddenly, out of nowhere...
  14. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    ....a whip wielding wombat appeared from the chimney, like a blast from a cannon .

    "I'm onto you old lady!!"

    He said as he....


    -JR :)
  15. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    ...put on a pink tutu and began dancing around the old lady.

    Soon after that,...
  16. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    ...as his whip wrapped around the old lady's waist, he was dragging her kicking and screaming up the chimney, which happened to be a time portal that transported them both to....


    -JR :)
  17. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    ...Richard Gere's ass...
  18. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    ...around 2099. After they had burst out of Gere's coffin...
  19. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    ...where upon they heard the squeaking voice of a hamster:

    "What are you two doing in my hidey hole?!"

    Picking up his shotgun, the hamster attempted to blast the Wombat and the old lady, but only succeeded in blowing a hole in the side of Gere's hip. Whereupon....


    -JR :)
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