FF:QLD Hello, now bow before me

Anybody for some Tofu?

 

Mr Squidly?!?!?!

It is you, it is you!

 

I don't think we're in Kansas any more Toto!

 

Now how did he get out of his cage?

 

Well, I sort of muscled up to them bars, and with a mighty heave... I pushed open the door. You never did lock it you know.

 

Oh.....My.....God!

 

yeah that's what i was about to say

 

Well enough is enough, get back in your cage Squidly! You know your not supposed to be out here, remember what happened last time.

 

You'll have to catch me first bucko! <Dashes away at breakneck spead leaving a trail of smoke behind>

 

And I thought that I'd seen it all . . .

 

I'm a little pekish, anyone feel like turtle stew?

 

run little turtle run......

 

Mr Squidly........... I.. I love u !

 

ahh, the sweet forbidden love twixt man and beast...

 

Darn that Turtle!

 

Ha! I laugh at you all.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

See.

 

Mr Squidly........... I.. I love u ! -JEDIPAULAW


Oh.....My.....God! (No.2)

 

I am awe inspiring aren't I.

 

Awe inspiring over an open fire with lots of herbs and garlic

 

I've been dead once before, I can't die again you know. Besides, since I've had these rockets attached to my shell there is no way you could catch me. Bwahaah hahahahahahahahahhaha!

 

what is it with you and small animals SWNZ?

 

It would be a strange fetish too it seems.

 

well if mr squidly has any chance from getting away from SWNZ , you had better use those rockets of his

 

If it can be eaten it is good. I'm guessing a turtle is high in fibre and protein. Not that i've tried it

 

Off you go then, of course last time I checked he was a bit rotten, so I would be carful if I was you.