hello scotts people

hoots mon and och aye the noo

 

fee-fi-fo-fum
I smell the blood of an Englishmun

 

according to my (better) scotish half, im an honary scot.


ive seen scotland play at hampden on 2 occasions

 

i drew scotland in a rugby world cup sweepstake

 

And I hope you were very proud about that CrazyJay.

 

indeed i was!

happy to see they've not been chucked out yet.

 

and i watched, on tv, Scotland versus France in the rugby world cup this sunday.......

 

And I went to Scotland once and brought something

 

Where did you go, Rambles?

You CR you!

LMAO

 

mornin'

 

I can't believe he mentioned Rugby

 

I hear that Rugby sends special messages to special clocks (that was clocks) all over England to ensure they always tell the correct time.

If you don't believe me ask Phillip Schofield - he was advertsising a special clock (that's clock) on This Morning last week.

Great idea but no thought given to an attractive design*

* also the dictionary definition of 'moderator'

 

nice icon there TTG. new make up?

 

It's just a bit spooky seeing you lot posting here.

 

it makes a change from copulating canadians at least

and I think TTG has actually found her perfect icon

ps

SDM
go do something for 'Polis Strikes Back' eh?
I'm pished and canny think straight.

 

I did do something but it's not very good

 

its fine, ma man.

but we have to maybe take the capri falcon into a service station somewhere to do the mynocks / romance / space slug scene.

the mynocks / romance bit is easy, but as to what a real-life space slug might be......?

a car-jackers lorry perhaps...?

shall I give it a go this afternoon ?

 

I hear that Rugby sends special messages to special clocks (that was clocks) all over England to ensure they always tell the correct time.

my office clock is one of them. i hate it. ugly looking so and so*. But you can buy some pretty funky looking wrist watches like that.


*see TTg's definition of a mod.

Did you watch the Rugby SDM?

 

for once, Chetney cantona has me at a tactical disadvantage, cos, although I'd usually rip his limp-wristed southern sporting opinions to bits, his multinational team cuffed the Huns last week, and I feel vaguely obliged to go easy on him.

 

Hey Garrett. It's amazing what a little Clinque Dramatically Different mascara can do for you.

Is the fact I'm sawing at your achilles tendon with a razor blade making you pull that face? Or are gurning at Katie Dawson again?

 

I did watch the rugby OAC and as predicted we were well beaten. Sad that we used to give the French a good game and beat them regularly.

There was a fleeting moment yesterday when i was sure an upset was on the cards.

 

no thats just me being amazed at your hideous icon TTG, dont mind me.

 

Scots has one 's' damn it

I'm glad I didn't get out of bed early and pay $20 to see my beloved rugby army get raped on Saturday.

 

That'll be one 't' then Malkie...

Tutt tutt Mr MoTT!

 

oops, d'oh, retarded