FF:VIC Hello, you peoples of Victoria.

Killer ewok were are you from. The jedi council is extremely lame they sit on there little round chairs all day. "master yoda there is a crazy sith on the loose we need you help". "patience my friend for it is time for my coffe break". Yoda was a ruthless killing machine in hes early years but now he just sits on hes butt doing nothing. And yes i have the chronology of star wars and i am very aware of hes past.

 

Killer ewok were are you from. The jedi council is extremely lame they sit on there little round chairs all day. "master yoda there is a crazy sith on the loose we need you help". "patience my friend for it is time for my coffe break". Yoda was a ruthless killing machine in hes early years but now he just sits on hes butt doing nothing. And yes i have the chronology of star wars and i am very aware of hes past.

 

I'm not quite sure how to respond to this. So, instead, I will merely smile and say "I agree".











"I agree"

 

I am officially confused

 

I am unofficially confused - waiting on confirmation of confusion by the Jedi Council. Except they appear to be in their third consecutive year of having a tea break...

That's it. From now on we slip laxatives in their Tim Tams.

 

Why?

 

hmmm...such wanton confusion signifies a throng of peoples flocking to Jet-Eye's poll and unilaterally delcaring their confusion in all it's glory and splendor....

what am I on about? great, now I'm confused....

 

I miss my sanity.













No, not really. I can't back that up.

 

As "Big Kev" would say......

I'm Confused...I mean Exited..whoops..no Excited....yeah...that's it.

 

Ooh! Ooh! Can I swap being confused with being Big Kev??? He has the damn sexiest shirts I've ever seen...

 

I'd hurt you, but that would waste valuable energy . . .

 

Ill hurt her instead
* get out nuclear whacking stick*
i suggest you run...

 

Do you have liscence for that?

 

Of course she does KE.

 

*Hides in fear of the nuclear whacking stick while trying to scrub of the Big Kev fanclub temporary tattoo*

 

*gets out sniper gun*
here zyphyr...

 

<shakes head>

You should see the mess she made of the last Big Kev supporter. Wasn't pretty, I can assure you . . .

 

*Cries like a baby*

I wish Big Kev was here to protect me. Or at least to act as a huge fatty barrier between me and the sniper bullets

 

My bullets will rip through both of there is no hiding!

 

She's right. You'd better start running!

 

*whacks Zyp* become clean!

 

*Runs like a frightened Gungan*

 

She's turning into a Gungan as well! Get HER!

 

*Completely unforeseeably trips over a very obvious obstacle*

OOPS! Meesa fall doooooown!

*Watches as hundreds of five year olds, and people of dubious intelligence, laugh themselves silly*

*Whimpers as millions of adults with full control of their faculties start plotting my hideous demise*

 

* ties zyp up and suspends her from the ceiling*