Atlantic Hello

Alaska has some awesome mountains and wildlife. (The biggest on the continent!)

 

But it's cold. And we already have enough cold lands around here.

 

It's warmer than you'd think. Whitehorse was the hot spot of the country last summer. Twice!

 

Ok, you know what, I say we invade Hawaii and take it.

 

Beautiful scenery. I think everyone should make the effort to see it at least once in their lifetime... (then they can slam it all they want! )

 

I want Alaska, mostly because the panhandle takes half of the west coast away from BC.

I say we take it.

Maine too. It sticks up too far into Canada.

 

Hear! Hear! Hawaii! Maybe we can convince the government to make it a "health care spa resort" or something like Sweden has...

Do we need to recruit troops?

 

Maine? Maine is an exact copy of New Brunswick. I should know, I'm 20 minutes from Maine.

 

It can be incorporated into NB then.

 

Alright then, but I get first dibs on Bangor.

 

I would rather incorporate some banana republic so we could all go down to this little island paradise and chill out, bring the population free health care and all the advantages of beeing a province of Canada. Now that would good for the economie, humanitarian and Canadians now have their on tropical island paradise

 

How about Cuba?

 

Nah too big. Like some spec on the map or some place half the size of Cuba.

 

Right. Too large, and the US might consider taking it from us.

 

How about we liberate Puerto Rico from the Americans then?

 

Meh...

 

*wrinkles her nose at all the silly little Canadians who think they can take land from the USA*

Meh, I think we'll give you Maine. Northern Maine, anyways. Tara's right, it's an exact copy of New Brunswick! We are forever teasin our friends from northern Maine, callin them Canadians. Although I'm lookin for a job in northern Maine (Houlton). I mean, it's not like I've fallen in love with Canada or anything. *whistles innocently*

 

There's nothing in Houlton but a Wal Mart and Burger King...and a crappy little theatre.

 

heh, and all Woodstock has is a Saan, a McDonalds, and a half built theater

 

Interesting that those cities are so small, because my map of the USA has both Woodstock and Houlton on it.

 

What say we conquer New York too...then we can have a winning chance at some sports titles ...namely baseball. this coming from the long time Jays fan too.

 

We have the Canucks and the Senators. We don't need NYC to win titles in the only sport that matters.

 

Lol dont get me started on the Canadian hockey teams because as a man from Toronto you will never convince me that anyone is better then our small local team...

However for other sports like baseball and basketball we tend to get slaughtered...

 

Woodstock has nothing! I hate this god for saken town! Somebody save me from the horror!!!

 

You're moving back to Moncton soon, right?