FF:QLD Help me be happeee....!

Well stiff upper lip and all that.

 

You're all crazy.

I have a biology tutorial at Mt Cootha Botanical Gardens tomorrow. I don't want to go. Is there any plausible way out of it?

BTW, that was pretty rhetorical - I don't think anyone would have any ideas.

 

Well you could assert that overnight Vader came in his personal Imperial Star Destroyer to come and whisk you away so he could conduct experiments on you .

Incidentially, I once handed in a uni assignment with a Princess Leia picture as the cover page .

 

Cool! What did you get?

 

I do that all the time. Most of my coversheets have SW pics on them. I printed 3 up just last night in fact!

And.....My astronomy instructor is a big time SW fan!!! Instant good grades for me!!

 

Shrink-I got a good mate and a Distinction for my paper -it also made my lecturer *notice* me and now he is a very good friend of mine .

 

Shrink, i know how to get out of ANYTHING.
Even though im not a girl, this would probably still work: Say you have period pains.

-OR-

Call in a bomb threat.

SEE! ITS EASY!!!

 

Okay, let's just forget about asking how to get out of it. This is getting personal. Thanks for the suggestion, Darth, but it's not coming from me any time soon.

 

Mt Cootha is lovely, I don't know why you'd get out of it anyway. Say hi to the ducks for me! And have FUN. Enjoy every opportunity your given.

 

Steal away to the Planetarium and wast- er, utilise your time better there.

 

I went, and it actually wasn't so bad. True, I had to walk for hundreds of kilometres to classify millions of cactuses (cacti?) and then try and figure out why they were shaped like so and so on.

Cat, I said hi to the ducks at the risk of everyone thinking I was insane. (Actually, they were really cute ducks. But I like chickens better. Anyone like chickens?)

 

mmm... chicken

 

You knew what I meant, Darth.

 

Its my powers of mind reading that told me what you mean.
Now your thinking "How did he know what i was thinking"
Now your thinking "I hope thats shepards pie in my knickers"
Spooky huh?

 

Thank you Stormie!!

I made friends with the ducks when we went there in December. I have the cutest photo of a duck doing a dive with his bum sticking out of the water!

I like chickens too though. We have a few actually, and one was living in my bedroom for a while as it was injured. I have a zoo!!

 

Im not that interesting.
ive only got 2 golden retrievers and a cat.

 

I have 1 dog, 4 chickens, 5 lovebirds, 1 canary, 1 turquiose parrot, 13 fish and 1 crab. And if it counts, 5.5 acres of native animals roaming free

 

6 chooks and two goldfish - four died a few weeks ago. It was a tragedy. My little sister went into hysterics.

 

I had a few recent deaths too, it was most distressing. And my parrot is currently flying free because my dog let him out of his exercise cage. He's hanging around though, which is nice. It's also nice to see him free in nature, where he really belongs.

 

...when you find your pet rock broken into two, then come back to me. *














* This statement may have been fabricated. The Author may not have had a pet rock.

 

So you say, but how can you be sure

 

I have 23 dancing pixies, I used to only have two but they ate all my Chlorpromazine and multiplied.

 

Ok then... <walks carefully away>

 

Watch it! You just stepped on one!

 

so that'll be 22 pixies then, eh?