help me please, a challenge

This is a good place to post it.

 

Aww, come on! This is getting boring!!

*kills Richie with a pitchfork, just to get some change*

Hmm, that was oddly satisfying...

 

//Lops off Richies hands with a blunt meat clever..just coz...

 

MY HANDS!!!!!!!

stands up with pitchfork lodged in armour. Kills Yoshee with kneepad dart.

Runs away


I shall return

 

Im sorry richie you didnt see that vat of acid in your way. you sizzeled and screamed for quite some time

 

Oooooooooooooooooooooo that's gotta hurt! hehehehe

 

clone of Richie arrives & collects armour in heap on floor.

I is back

 

Now to extract revenge.

shoots Yoshee through the skull with a steel rivet.

Feeds corpse to mutant Hobbit


That'll learn ya.

 

Maybe it will...maybe it won't

 

Well.....it better.

 

It prolly won't Richie.....i never learn lol

 

I wouldn't worry about it Yopsh.

grabs shotgun & proceeds to hunt for D2D2

I'll teach you to put acid in my way punk.

 

hides in dark shadows and send mutant lemmings with meat cleavers to chase Richie

 

Blasts Lemming's brains over the wall.


That was a waste of time.

Now where have you got to?

 

ive been placing bear traps all over and you just backed into one while falling for my lemming ruse

 

jaws of trap break upon impact with armour.



You just wait punk.

 

oOoOoOo im shaking, oh and by the way those were armor breaking traps. but anyways those were but a ruse to lull you into my real trap, a small room where the doors close and reveal a bullet proof chamber where all you hear is micheal jackson and laughing gas is piped also iching powder spread on armor peircing thunb tacks are all over the floor.

 

armour & helmet resist gas. Already has sound resistant ear guards.
Hovers above tacks with jet pack

No-one said this place was explosive resistant.

fires rocket-propelled grenade & blows hole in roof.

flies out

Well, you tried.

 

gets abosrd starship & loads seeker torpedos

I'm just going round the world a few times, be back soon.

 

sits in chair and taps auto self destruct button on bomb I snuck aboard richies ship while he was busy with my little games.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Good bye richie

 

lands on ground in heap

I'm gonna need re-constructive arm surgery now.
Luckily my armour resisted most of the damage.

Hobbles of to hospital.

I shall return.

 

returns

Told ya so.

 

So you did!!

 

I don't lie unless it is necessary.

 

hmmm... shall I shake his hand or cut it off.... offers hand and welcomes him back, sorry old chap, nothing personal, just in it for the chaos and tea