JCC help me rewrite "sweet child of mine" as though axl were singing about his newborn son

Discussion in 'Community' started by duende, Feb 25, 2012.

  1. duende Force Ghost

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    Apr 28, 2006
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    i got a son and his name is steve
    he nurses from his mother's mammaries
    and i know that milk is as fresh as the store-bought kind
    now and then when i see his face
    he takes me away to that special place
    and if i stare too long he always freaks out and cries

    oh, oh, oh
    sweet child of mine!
    oh, oh, oh, oh
    sweet son of mine!



    alright, take it away!
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  2. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    Was he able to lose the weight gain from pregnancy?
    [image=http://www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Faxl.jpeg]
  3. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    um, a whole lot of "Oh. oh, oh's?


    can't really alter that :p
  4. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Wasn't this a Monica song?
  5. duende Force Ghost

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    i think monica wrote a song about her anus but i could be mistaken. called "my world of pain" or something to that effect.
  6. DT421 Force Ghost

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    Here's a pic of the little bugger for some lyrical inspiration.

    [image=http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/95000/Baby-Axl-Rose--95211.jpg]
  7. darthtenbiscuits Force Ghost

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    It doesn't matter what you do to the lyrics, the only good thing about any Guns N' Roses song will always be Izzy and Slash's guitar playing. :p
  8. duende Force Ghost

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    yeah but in this version, izzy is playing a little baby guitar with a baby amp and slash is playing a tiny xylophone.
  9. tom Chosen One

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    he's got poop that is strange and yellow
    it's like a diaper full of jello
    and once when i changed him he peed right in my eye
    he's like a little helpless bag of gas
    who just lays on his back and farts and laughs
    needless to say i think i'm starting to like this guy

    oh, oh, oh
    sweet child of mine!
    oh, oh, oh, oh
    sweet son of mine!
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  10. duende Force Ghost

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    aaand tom knocks it out of the park (as expected)! anyone else want to step up?
  11. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    I would but I'm typing-illiterate.
  12. duende Force Ghost

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    i think you should pray to the lord for guidance and then give it a shot.
  13. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    song lyrics thread plz close and ban the op thx in adv
  14. duende Force Ghost

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    i just realized there's only two verses in this song and then it goes into the "where do we go now?" part so i guess at that point he would sing "where did he go now?" like maybe he was alone with his son and he shot up some quality heron and nodded off and when he came to his son wasn't in the crib so he's freaking out frantically searching everywhere for him.
  15. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    duende when did you become discount-bin vin?
  16. duende Force Ghost

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    hmm, i dunno rogueton. why don't you look into that and get back to me once you've found something out?
  17. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    ill ask jp to do some diggin

    you're welcome for the temp board username, btw

    "discount-bin vin" it rhymes and everything
  18. duende Force Ghost

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    neato! you are a pretty clever guy, rogueton.
  19. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    you too i like rogueton, its like reggaeton which is p cool
  20. Whitey Force Ghost

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    No, but hers is far better.