help please!

this sounds sad,but i need advicE! theres this girl,n like me shes into star wars,so i need a SW related chat up line! any suggestions?

 

You know, asking the lot here for advice on chat up lines, is asking for trouble lol

My brain isn't awake yet, i'll have to have a think... i'll get back to ya

 

ta! and if theres a wedding y'all invited! but ya have ta wear SW costumes!

 

Tell her she's as wise as Master Yoda and as powerful as Master Windu.

How about "You wanna come on the Kessel run with me?"

 

Ya wanna stroke my Wookie?

That was the chat up, not an offer by the way

 

....and when she says She loves you.... you say " I know...."



also if she moons at you you could say :

"THATS NO MOON THATS A SPACE STATION !"
"LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!"

...and propboly you get blasted something simalar to the Death Star Super LAser.
Just see my Icon !

Ouch !

 

You're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda - Homer Simpson

never fails

 

"And I thought you smelt bad ... on the OUTSIDE!"



"I am your father!"