help there's a mouse in my kitchen

theres a mouse in me kitchen what am i gonna do?..... there's a mouse in my kitchen what am I gonna do?....

assistance required people how do I get rid of it?

 

Get a cat?

 

kick it out?

 

Catch it in a box and take it into the fields/park.

Don't kill it.

 

Traps. Always a good method...

 

My flat is too small for a cat, and also they scratch the furniture.

It keeps leaving mouse droppings on the worktop in the kitchen. boo hoo!

 

Hire the A Team??

Me and my comrade Jimbob are currently constructing a mouse killing robot. It zaps them to stun them and then chops them up with scissor like arms. We're gonna make a little gladiatorial arena for it and everything.

 

LOL @ Luci.

And what kind of name is Jimbob?

Have you seen the mouse yet? Perhaps it is a rat.......

 

I really don't like the idea of snapping it's back, although when I see those dropping I feel vexed that I could do it.

I got some glue board which makes its feet stick to the board, but then I'm suppose to drown it. but some say that its the cruelist trap out there. I don't have a clue as to where it's coming in from I've checked everywhere and it hasn't left the kitchen to go elsewhere in the flat.

 

I have a serious answer (me??)

your local council will deal with it (for free) - but they will kill it and all his freinds

 

His name is James Roberts. If I wanted to be politically correct it would be 'JimBobs'.
But as it stands Jimbob is a much more accessable name.

 

For Christ's sake just catch it and put it outside. Poor little bugger.

 

Do the council really do it? that would be great but do you reckon that there would be a 6 month waiting list.

OAC - I haven't seen it yet it could be a rat, EeeeeKK!

I do like the idea of the robot. You'll have to send it to me when you've finished this amazing invention. I can tell you all Londoners would appreciate it.

 

I would love to live in a house with rats and mice. How about we swap houses?

 

just move to central london you'll soon live with rats and mice

why do you want to live with them????

 

//grins insanely

Because they talk to me. They tell me the secrets of the earth.

 

Yeah , they do - I think they have some sort of health responsibilty - they came out really quickly when i called them, and the put down lots of little boxes.

but you're right, a robot would have been cooler

 

can you ask them then then, what smell they really hate?

 

If I had some with me I would ask them but I don't so I can't.

 

But I'm pretty sure they hate the smell of TTG.

 

but only if they are male mice. Feamle mice (and all females called Sumo) are drawn to her.

 

I think I will try the council, sounds pretty good! thank you the Maker

 

but we contacted them when we lived in the old place remember? Same council. All they are allowed to do is put down poison. And it never worked. The traps got rid of them.....

 

Really! I didn't know anyone xcontacted the council in that place.

Poisen isn't good cause its in the kitchen, So I can't put any in there. Bloody islington council!

 

the trick is to not eat the poisen out of the mouse traps if you manage to avoid that you should be ok.