help there's a mouse in my kitchen

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by nemco1, Apr 24, 2002.

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  1. nemco1 Jedi Youngling

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    theres a mouse in me kitchen what am i gonna do?..... there's a mouse in my kitchen what am I gonna do?....

    assistance required people how do I get rid of it?
  2. Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master

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  3. LadyVader81 Jedi Knight

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  4. MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight

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    Catch it in a box and take it into the fields/park.

    Don't kill it.
  5. MayhemUK Jedi Padawan

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    Traps. Always a good method...
  6. nemco1 Jedi Youngling

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    My flat is too small for a cat, and also they scratch the furniture.

    It keeps leaving mouse droppings on the worktop in the kitchen. boo hoo! :(
  7. AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan

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    Hire the A Team??

    Me and my comrade Jimbob are currently constructing a mouse killing robot. It zaps them to stun them and then chops them up with scissor like arms. We're gonna make a little gladiatorial arena for it and everything.
  8. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight

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    LOL @ Luci.

    And what kind of name is Jimbob?

    Have you seen the mouse yet? Perhaps it is a rat.......
  9. nemco1 Jedi Youngling

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    I really don't like the idea of snapping it's back, although when I see those dropping I feel vexed that I could do it.

    I got some glue board which makes its feet stick to the board, but then I'm suppose to drown it. but some say that its the cruelist trap out there. I don't have a clue as to where it's coming in from I've checked everywhere and it hasn't left the kitchen to go elsewhere in the flat.
  10. The_Maker Jedi Padawan

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    I have a serious answer (me??)

    your local council will deal with it (for free) - but they will kill it and all his freinds
  11. AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan

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    His name is James Roberts. If I wanted to be politically correct it would be 'JimBobs'.
    But as it stands Jimbob is a much more accessable name.
  12. AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan

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    For Christ's sake just catch it and put it outside. Poor little bugger.
  13. nemco1 Jedi Youngling

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    Do the council really do it? that would be great but do you reckon that there would be a 6 month waiting list.

    OAC - I haven't seen it yet it could be a rat, EeeeeKK!

    I do like the idea of the robot. You'll have to send it to me when you've finished this amazing invention. I can tell you all Londoners would appreciate it.

  14. AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan

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    I would love to live in a house with rats and mice. How about we swap houses?
  15. nemco1 Jedi Youngling

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    just move to central london you'll soon live with rats and mice

    why do you want to live with them????
  16. AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan

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    //grins insanely

    Because they talk to me. They tell me the secrets of the earth.
  17. The_Maker Jedi Padawan

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    Yeah , they do - I think they have some sort of health responsibilty - they came out really quickly when i called them, and the put down lots of little boxes.

    but you're right, a robot would have been cooler
  18. nemco1 Jedi Youngling

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    can you ask them then then, what smell they really hate?
  19. AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan

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    If I had some with me I would ask them but I don't so I can't.
  20. AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan

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    But I'm pretty sure they hate the smell of TTG.
  21. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight

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    but only if they are male mice. Feamle mice (and all females called Sumo) are drawn to her.
  22. nemco1 Jedi Youngling

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    I think I will try the council, sounds pretty good! thank you the Maker
  23. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight

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    but we contacted them when we lived in the old place remember? Same council. All they are allowed to do is put down poison. And it never worked. The traps got rid of them.....
  24. nemco1 Jedi Youngling

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    Really! I didn't know anyone xcontacted the council in that place.

    Poisen isn't good cause its in the kitchen, So I can't put any in there. Bloody islington council!
  25. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    the trick is to not eat the poisen out of the mouse traps if you manage to avoid that you should be ok.
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