help there's a mouse in my kitchen

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by nemco1, Apr 24, 2002.

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  1. nemco1 Jedi Knight

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    Apr 19, 2001
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    pity about that TTG otherwise I was going to ask if you could put some in a bottle and send it to me so that the mice could stay away
  2. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 30, 2001
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    She could just send you a photo of herself - that should have the same effect.
  3. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    All mice wear those synchronised-swimming style nose clips anyway don't they?

    Apart from mice ghosts...who wear sheets
  4. nemco1 Jedi Knight

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    you see when you get ghost mice there is no way of getting rid of them, as they the start flying and eating, thus you can get poo on your head when you are sleeping. no traps can be used then.
  5. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    call the mouseghostbusters
  6. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    If you got moouuuussse problems
    Frreeaaakkyyy moouuuussse problems ...
  7. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    heheh

    Have you solved your conundrum yet nemco?
  8. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Flying pooing mouse ghosts...excellent...you could charge an admission fee - I'd pay..
  9. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Every time I read the title of this thread, I find myself singing, "dear Liza, dear Liza...there's a mouse in my kitchen, dear Liza, a mouse"
  10. nemco1 Jedi Knight

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    Apr 19, 2001
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    Its a catchy tune.

    Unfortunatly the problem has not yet been resolved. I haven't cooked in my kitchen for 2 days now. had to eat pizza last night, and the little Bas***d went toilet on my chopping board again. and this was whilst I was watching TV.

    If i get my hands on the little evil creature i'll.......
  11. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    ....cook it and eat on a piece of bread?
  12. nemco1 Jedi Knight

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    I would if I could catch the bloody thing!
    :mad:
  13. Darth_Dashit Jedi Master

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    As part of my degree i worked for the local council, and for some time in pest control, they will come out and lay down poison, but you'll have to try to find out how it got into the house, usually its through broken air bricks in the walls of the house, so you could have more than one mouse. Most posions are in little boxes and are suited for kitchens, they use them in pubs,supermarkets,resteraunts, etc. So dont worry about that. If you are renting call your landlord cos its his responsability.
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