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help there's a mouse in my kitchen

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by nemco1, Apr 24, 2002.

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  1. nemco1

    nemco1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    pity about that TTG otherwise I was going to ask if you could put some in a bottle and send it to me so that the mice could stay away
     
  2. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    She could just send you a photo of herself - that should have the same effect.
     
  3. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    All mice wear those synchronised-swimming style nose clips anyway don't they?

    Apart from mice ghosts...who wear sheets
     
  4. nemco1

    nemco1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    you see when you get ghost mice there is no way of getting rid of them, as they the start flying and eating, thus you can get poo on your head when you are sleeping. no traps can be used then.
     
  5. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    call the mouseghostbusters
     
  6. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    If you got moouuuussse problems
    Frreeaaakkyyy moouuuussse problems ...
     
  7. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    heheh

    Have you solved your conundrum yet nemco?
     
  8. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Flying pooing mouse ghosts...excellent...you could charge an admission fee - I'd pay..
     
  9. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Every time I read the title of this thread, I find myself singing, "dear Liza, dear Liza...there's a mouse in my kitchen, dear Liza, a mouse"
     
  10. nemco1

    nemco1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Its a catchy tune.

    Unfortunatly the problem has not yet been resolved. I haven't cooked in my kitchen for 2 days now. had to eat pizza last night, and the little Bas***d went toilet on my chopping board again. and this was whilst I was watching TV.

    If i get my hands on the little evil creature i'll.......
     
  11. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    ....cook it and eat on a piece of bread?
     
  12. nemco1

    nemco1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I would if I could catch the bloody thing!
    :mad:
     
  13. Darth_Dashit

    Darth_Dashit Jedi Padawan star 4

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    As part of my degree i worked for the local council, and for some time in pest control, they will come out and lay down poison, but you'll have to try to find out how it got into the house, usually its through broken air bricks in the walls of the house, so you could have more than one mouse. Most posions are in little boxes and are suited for kitchens, they use them in pubs,supermarkets,resteraunts, etc. So dont worry about that. If you are renting call your landlord cos its his responsability.
     
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