He's turned off his targeting computer!!!

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  1. Grand_Admiral_Mark Jedi Knight

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    What do you think the Rebels on Yavin thought when this X-wing fighter pilot, turned off his targeting computer as the Death Star was about to fire on the moon.
  2. jedi_master_ousley Manager Emeritus

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    Probably something along the lines of "gah, Luke is a stupid n00b."
  3. mikadojedi Jedi Master

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    If he blows that thing up without the computer. Our Windows-OT contract is out the window.
  4. EmperorSorridom Jedi Grand Master

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  5. ARC-Trooper19 Jedi Knight

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    they probably thought he was crazy and that he had a major problem
  6. Grand_Moff_Jawa Force Ghost

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    Since the operating system of the targeting computer was written by Microsoft, Luke felt he had a better chance with it OFF.
  7. walrus Jedi Knight

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    What the hell is that farmboy doin'!!:eek:
  8. Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa Jedi Youngling

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    They were kind of thinking "what the hell?"
  9. Circle_Is_Complete Jedi Knight

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    Wow I'd really be freakin out If I didn't know he shot Womp Rats in his T-16 back home.
    o_O
  10. sithlord85 Force Ghost

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    They might have thought he betrayed the Rebellion and was working for the empire.
  11. R4P17DC Jedi Master

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    "He turned off his Atari!"
    [image=http://www.jesperjuul.dk/thesis/image_27.gif]
    :p
  12. outrider462004 Jedi Master

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    What did they think? They thought, "Dude, what the **** is he doing?"
  13. Tatooine_92 Jedi Knight

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    "Luke, you've switched off your targeting computer, what's wrong?" could be very easily translated to "You stupid kid, what the Sam Hill are you doing?!" Have you seen the faces of the ground crew? They're all like "We are so screwed."

    What were they thinking? "Everybody go take a swim in the Kraft Masterpiece! We're going to be barbequed in a matter of 10 seconds."

    Edit: "Nothing. I'm all right." *shakes head* They didn't want to know if -you- were all right, they wanted to know why the heck you weren't tracking the exhaust port!
  14. yoshifett Jedi Grand Master

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    Lol! "I don't trust Luke, I think he haxxor!"
  15. That_Random_Jedi Force Ghost

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    "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
  16. Siths_Revenge Jedi Youngling

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    "Well. the targeting computer didn't work for Red Leader."
  17. PhantomMenace Jedi Grand Master

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    They probably just thought something went wrong and he had to turn it off for whatever reason.

    Either that or they temporarily thought he was going to betray them and let them go kaboom.
  18. master_ghost Jedi Knight

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    Maybe the thought....

    "Ahh a h4xx0r is messing with Lukes targeting computer!"
  19. BaronFel88 Jedi Grand Master

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    I thought the old technician just had stunned silence as his response, as he realizes he gonna get vaporized soon.
  20. yankee8255 Force Ghost

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  21. Freedan Jedi Knight

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    "The guy's nuts, and because of him, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!"
  22. DarthButt Manager Emeritus

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    (rhymes with "hit")!! :oops:
  23. mikadojedi Jedi Master

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    Ahh Nostalgia!!
  24. DarthButt Manager Emeritus

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    Whats funny is it almost looks like the real targeting computer...lol.
  25. Freedan Jedi Knight

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    I guess earthling video game technology rivals Galactic Military Technology
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