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Discussion in 'Maryland' started by Aragorn327, Feb 17, 2002.

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  1. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    We would be honored if you would spork us. [face_shocked]
  2. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
    star 4
    "Only now, at the end, do you realize the true power of the spork."
  3. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    The White Marsh Mall. What a great idea. What an incredible spork you discovered.
  4. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
    star 4
    "Be mindful of the living spork"
  5. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    I don't know, whatta ya think? You think a princess and a spork like me...
  6. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

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    Dec 7, 2001
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    "It had to have been sandwich people, look there's mayonnaise and sporks everywhere."

    "Yes we are led to believe that sandwich people did this but these splatter points are too precise to have been sandwich people."
  7. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 26, 2001
    star 4
    "Feel the spork flowing through you..."

    EDIT: Must be nice having our jobs ;)
  8. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 26, 2001
    star 10
    I don't deserve my salary, I really don't.

    Look sir, sporks!
  9. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 26, 2001
    star 4
    Neither do I, but since they are so willing to pay it...

    "It was an Imperial Probe Spork..."

    Error: Only 1 message post per minute is allowed.


    Think I've been busy today?
  10. Motterman Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 22, 2000
    star 2
    I can take you as far as Anchorhead, from there you can take a spork to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going...
  11. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    I have amassed 10 frieking thousand posts since last June. That is way too much, yet I enjoy a pretty decent lifestyle because oddly enough they pay me well. Come join me, it is the only way. I barely had time to eat at my previous jobs.
  12. Motterman Force Ghost

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    Dec 22, 2000
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    TK-Spork-21 why aren't you at your post?

    TK-Spork-21 why aren't you at your post?
  13. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
    star 4
    "He is our only hope"
    "No, there is another Spork"
  14. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 7, 2001
    star 4
    Now you will feel the power of this fully functional and operational spork. Commander..., spork at will.
  15. Motterman Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 22, 2000
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    Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your Spork...

    I am a Spork like my father before me...

    Go and strap yourselves in, I'm going to make the jump to Spork Speed!!!
  16. DRK_HLMT Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 7, 2001
    star 4
    You will go to the 7-11 system. There you will meet Yogurt, the spork master who taught me how to use the spork.

    edit: Now I am going to spend all day at work talking about spork! Arrrghhh!!
  17. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    "Obi Wan has sporked you well, but you are not a spork yet."
  18. Motterman Force Ghost

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    Dec 22, 2000
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    I got him! I got him!
    Great kid, now don't get sporky...

    We'll be sent to the Spork mines of Kessel, smashed into who know's what!!!

    You could use a good SPORK!

    That's no spork, it's a space station!

    I see you have constructed a new spork-saber. Your skills are now complete.

  19. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    Oohhhh, Luke Starkiller....now I've gotten uncomfortable.
  20. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
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  21. Mogook Jedi Master

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    Nov 14, 2001
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    "I was gonna go to Tosche Station to pick up some sporks!"

    "Luke, you can play with your utensils later."
  22. Motterman Force Ghost

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    Dec 22, 2000
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    Oh Spork was right, I'm never gonna get out of here!
  23. Mogook Jedi Master

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    Nov 14, 2001
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    Darth Vader addresses the bounty hunters on the control deck of his Star Destroyer:

    "You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No sporks."

    Boba Fett: "As you wish."
  24. Luke_Starkiller Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    "Bounty Hunters? We don't need their spork here!"
  25. MuttandSolo Jedi Master

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    Cafe is the path to the Dark side; cafe leads to cheap food, cheap food requires a spork, spork leads to suffering....
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