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Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by Aragorn327, Feb 17, 2002.

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  1. DarthSapient

    DarthSapient Jedi Youngling star 10

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    We would be honored if you would spork us. [face_shocked]
     
  2. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Only now, at the end, do you realize the true power of the spork."
     
  3. DarthSapient

    DarthSapient Jedi Youngling star 10

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    The White Marsh Mall. What a great idea. What an incredible spork you discovered.
     
  4. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Be mindful of the living spork"
     
  5. DarthSapient

    DarthSapient Jedi Youngling star 10

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    I don't know, whatta ya think? You think a princess and a spork like me...
     
  6. DRK_HLMT

    DRK_HLMT Jedi Master star 4

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    "It had to have been sandwich people, look there's mayonnaise and sporks everywhere."

    "Yes we are led to believe that sandwich people did this but these splatter points are too precise to have been sandwich people."
     
  7. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Feel the spork flowing through you..."

    EDIT: Must be nice having our jobs ;)
     
  8. DarthSapient

    DarthSapient Jedi Youngling star 10

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    I don't deserve my salary, I really don't.

    Look sir, sporks!
     
  9. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Neither do I, but since they are so willing to pay it...

    "It was an Imperial Probe Spork..."

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    Think I've been busy today?
     
  10. Motterman

    Motterman Jedi Master star 2

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    I can take you as far as Anchorhead, from there you can take a spork to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going...
     
  11. DarthSapient

    DarthSapient Jedi Youngling star 10

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    I have amassed 10 frieking thousand posts since last June. That is way too much, yet I enjoy a pretty decent lifestyle because oddly enough they pay me well. Come join me, it is the only way. I barely had time to eat at my previous jobs.
     
  12. Motterman

    Motterman Jedi Master star 2

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    TK-Spork-21 why aren't you at your post?

    TK-Spork-21 why aren't you at your post?
     
  13. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "He is our only hope"
    "No, there is another Spork"
     
  14. DRK_HLMT

    DRK_HLMT Jedi Master star 4

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    Now you will feel the power of this fully functional and operational spork. Commander..., spork at will.
     
  15. Motterman

    Motterman Jedi Master star 2

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    Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your Spork...

    I am a Spork like my father before me...

    Go and strap yourselves in, I'm going to make the jump to Spork Speed!!!
     
  16. DRK_HLMT

    DRK_HLMT Jedi Master star 4

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    You will go to the 7-11 system. There you will meet Yogurt, the spork master who taught me how to use the spork.

    edit: Now I am going to spend all day at work talking about spork! Arrrghhh!!
     
  17. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Obi Wan has sporked you well, but you are not a spork yet."
     
  18. Motterman

    Motterman Jedi Master star 2

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    I got him! I got him!
    Great kid, now don't get sporky...

    We'll be sent to the Spork mines of Kessel, smashed into who know's what!!!

    You could use a good SPORK!

    That's no spork, it's a space station!

    I see you have constructed a new spork-saber. Your skills are now complete.

     
  19. DarthSapient

    DarthSapient Jedi Youngling star 10

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    Oohhhh, Luke Starkiller....now I've gotten uncomfortable.
     
  20. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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  21. Mogook

    Mogook Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "I was gonna go to Tosche Station to pick up some sporks!"

    "Luke, you can play with your utensils later."
     
  22. Motterman

    Motterman Jedi Master star 2

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    Oh Spork was right, I'm never gonna get out of here!
     
  23. Mogook

    Mogook Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Darth Vader addresses the bounty hunters on the control deck of his Star Destroyer:

    "You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No sporks."

    Boba Fett: "As you wish."
     
  24. Luke_Starkiller

    Luke_Starkiller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Bounty Hunters? We don't need their spork here!"
     
  25. MuttandSolo

    MuttandSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Cafe is the path to the Dark side; cafe leads to cheap food, cheap food requires a spork, spork leads to suffering....
     
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